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Just Empty Every Pocket
I have to admit I was pretty blind when I first bought my lovely jeep,
All I wanted was to go do some off-roading in my new heap.
But after the first or second trip into the wet and muddy terrain,
It was then I started to feel all of my pockets begin to drain.
Usually the first thing we do is go out and pick up a lift,
Maybe a budget or go all out and treat yourself to a 4 1/2” gift.
But those little stock tires aren’t big enough and need to be changed,
Then watch how those 33’s will make your life become rearranged.
So then after the lift and those big ass knobby tires are in place,
You call up your friends and say hey lets go get some mud on our face.
Now you’re content with the way your Jeep looks and performs,
Until you start reading magazines and all of the Jeep forums.
After that you start buying things very rapidly like a speeding rocket,
That’s then my friend when you begin to Just Empty Every Pocket.
I have to admit I was pretty blind when I first bought my lovely jeep,
All I wanted was to go do some off-roading in my new heap.
But after the first or second trip into the wet and muddy terrain,
It was then I started to feel all of my pockets begin to drain.
Usually the first thing we do is go out and pick up a lift,
Maybe a budget or go all out and treat yourself to a 4 1/2” gift.
But those little stock tires aren’t big enough and need to be changed,
Then watch how those 33’s will make your life become rearranged.
So then after the lift and those big ass knobby tires are in place,
You call up your friends and say hey lets go get some mud on our face.
Now you’re content with the way your Jeep looks and performs,
Until you start reading magazines and all of the Jeep forums.
After that you start buying things very rapidly like a speeding rocket,
That’s then my friend when you begin to Just Empty Every Pocket.
good shit..... i will read this poem to my kids one day me thinks
2000 XJ with goodies soon to be in pieces
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