Just returned home from the gym where I almost swapped out running on the treadmill because I was too busy drooling/checking out the girls ass in front of me on an elliptical machine. She had on black hardtails pants, little red tag on the back, wife beater- So super hot!!!!!
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Not at the gym, but a good story.
I was walking from a parkinglot into a deli, and this SMOOOOKIN hot chick walks past me in this skimpy little sundress. the kind where you can tell shes not wearing anything on underneath.
Normally I try not to stare, but this girl was amazing. so I full out do a 360 while walking.
Not paying attention at all, i step out into traffic in the shopping plaza. An F-350 slams on the breaks to avoid hitting me. it came close enough that when it stopped I had my hands on the hood. I think to myself, "way to go dumbass" and figure that the guy inside is going to yell this same thing from his open window.
I step out from infront of the truck and apologize.
The guy looks at me, cracks a smile, and says, "Dont worry Bud, I was looking too."
We both laughed a bit.
"Watching you work on your Jeep is like watching a doctor operate on a cadaver...
It may be good practice, but in the end it won't do much good." -My Mother.
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Originally posted by HitItWithSomeSpeed View PostNot at the gym, but a good story.
I was walking from a parkinglot into a deli, and this SMOOOOKIN hot chick walks past me in this skimpy little sundress. the kind where you can tell shes not wearing anything on underneath.
Normally I try not to stare, but this girl was amazing. so I full out do a 360 while walking.
Not paying attention at all, i step out into traffic in the shopping plaza. An F-350 slams on the breaks to avoid hitting me. it came close enough that when it stopped I had my hands on the hood. I think to myself, "way to go dumbass" and figure that the guy inside is going to yell this same thing from his open window.
I step out from infront of the truck and apologize.
The guy looks at me, cracks a smile, and says, "Dont worry Bud, I was looking too."
We both laughed a bit.
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Originally posted by Burton58Ewwww jersey sucks i'm not going
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Oy guys like you who make gym experiences unpleasant. That's why when i go to the gym at school i try an go early as soon as classes are done cuz most people are still in class when im done. I would hate going in at night because all the football players would be lifting an checking out any girl who was there. God awful feeling because you know they're 'undressing you' with their eyes."Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but rising up everytime we fail."
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Originally posted by Mel View PostOy guys like you who make gym experiences unpleasant. That's why when i go to the gym at school i try an go early as soon as classes are done cuz most people are still in class when im done. I would hate going in at night because all the football players would be lifting an checking out any girl who was there. God awful feeling because you know they're 'undressing you' with their eyes.Originally posted by Fast Orangeif you piss all over the floor and get 3 drops in the bowl do you count that as good? granted i'm good for a sprinkle or two on the seat, but you leave all of our feet wet, metaphorically speaking of courseOriginally posted by HitItWithSomeSpeedI find adam sandler strangely attractive, it must be josh's fault. god that kid sucks
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Originally posted by Mel View PostIts worse at the gym because were in gym clothing. lolOriginally posted by Fast Orangeif you piss all over the floor and get 3 drops in the bowl do you count that as good? granted i'm good for a sprinkle or two on the seat, but you leave all of our feet wet, metaphorically speaking of courseOriginally posted by HitItWithSomeSpeedI find adam sandler strangely attractive, it must be josh's fault. god that kid sucks
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Hi i'm mike, i'm a personal trainer, can i give you a hand...Originally posted by Fast Orangeif you piss all over the floor and get 3 drops in the bowl do you count that as good? granted i'm good for a sprinkle or two on the seat, but you leave all of our feet wet, metaphorically speaking of courseOriginally posted by HitItWithSomeSpeedI find adam sandler strangely attractive, it must be josh's fault. god that kid sucks
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