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    Just returned home from the gym where I almost swapped out running on the treadmill because I was too busy drooling/checking out the girls ass in front of me on an elliptical machine. She had on black hardtails pants, little red tag on the back, wife beater- So super hot!!!!!
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    pics!! if you are a super creeper
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    • #3
      , no not a creeper but did look like a total jackass!
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      • #4
        Not at the gym, but a good story.

        I was walking from a parkinglot into a deli, and this SMOOOOKIN hot chick walks past me in this skimpy little sundress. the kind where you can tell shes not wearing anything on underneath.

        Normally I try not to stare, but this girl was amazing. so I full out do a 360 while walking.
        Not paying attention at all, i step out into traffic in the shopping plaza. An F-350 slams on the breaks to avoid hitting me. it came close enough that when it stopped I had my hands on the hood. I think to myself, "way to go dumbass" and figure that the guy inside is going to yell this same thing from his open window.
        I step out from infront of the truck and apologize.

        The guy looks at me, cracks a smile, and says, "Dont worry Bud, I was looking too."
        We both laughed a bit.
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        • #5
          Originally posted by HitItWithSomeSpeed View Post
          Not at the gym, but a good story.

          I was walking from a parkinglot into a deli, and this SMOOOOKIN hot chick walks past me in this skimpy little sundress. the kind where you can tell shes not wearing anything on underneath.

          Normally I try not to stare, but this girl was amazing. so I full out do a 360 while walking.
          Not paying attention at all, i step out into traffic in the shopping plaza. An F-350 slams on the breaks to avoid hitting me. it came close enough that when it stopped I had my hands on the hood. I think to myself, "way to go dumbass" and figure that the guy inside is going to yell this same thing from his open window.
          I step out from infront of the truck and apologize.

          The guy looks at me, cracks a smile, and says, "Dont worry Bud, I was looking too."
          We both laughed a bit.
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          • #6
            nice one fred. my friend and i were walking into walmart one time as a girl was walking out. he was checking her out and slammed into one of those advertisement signs in the middle of the walkway. he got fuckin caught haha
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            • #7
              Oy guys like you who make gym experiences unpleasant. That's why when i go to the gym at school i try an go early as soon as classes are done cuz most people are still in class when im done. I would hate going in at night because all the football players would be lifting an checking out any girl who was there. God awful feeling because you know they're 'undressing you' with their eyes.
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              • #8
                i try not to wear my hardtail pants anymore. i get too many comments about my ass.
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Mel View Post
                  Oy guys like you who make gym experiences unpleasant. That's why when i go to the gym at school i try an go early as soon as classes are done cuz most people are still in class when im done. I would hate going in at night because all the football players would be lifting an checking out any girl who was there. God awful feeling because you know they're 'undressing you' with their eyes.
                  don't worry, guys undress girls with their eyes everywhere, not just at the gym
                  Originally posted by Fast Orange
                  if you piss all over the floor and get 3 drops in the bowl do you count that as good? granted i'm good for a sprinkle or two on the seat, but you leave all of our feet wet, metaphorically speaking of course
                  Originally posted by HitItWithSomeSpeed
                  I find adam sandler strangely attractive, it must be josh's fault. god that kid sucks

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by ruecifur View Post
                    don't worry, guys undress girls with their eyes everywhere, not just at the gym
                    Its worse at the gym because were in gym clothing. lol
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                    • #11
                      The gym at school is filled with guys so when I go to a real gym its like being a kid in a candy store
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Mel View Post
                        Its worse at the gym because were in gym clothing. lol
                        I work at a gym, so i'm at it pretty much all the time
                        Originally posted by Fast Orange
                        if you piss all over the floor and get 3 drops in the bowl do you count that as good? granted i'm good for a sprinkle or two on the seat, but you leave all of our feet wet, metaphorically speaking of course
                        Originally posted by HitItWithSomeSpeed
                        I find adam sandler strangely attractive, it must be josh's fault. god that kid sucks

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                        • #13
                          haha oh god. Remind me an the rest of us girls not to go there.
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                          • #14
                            Hi i'm mike, i'm a personal trainer, can i give you a hand...
                            Originally posted by Fast Orange
                            if you piss all over the floor and get 3 drops in the bowl do you count that as good? granted i'm good for a sprinkle or two on the seat, but you leave all of our feet wet, metaphorically speaking of course
                            Originally posted by HitItWithSomeSpeed
                            I find adam sandler strangely attractive, it must be josh's fault. god that kid sucks

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by ruecifur View Post
                              don't worry, guys undress girls with their eyes everywhere, not just at the gym
                              I basically walk around with selective X-ray vision.
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