The tales of lost manhood.

[HeavyMetal]

FN Phil90 (7:06:38 PM): Sam
Samradone (7:06:41 PM): phil
FN Phil90 (7:06:43 PM): I'm taking your mancard away
FN Phil90 (7:06:46 PM): until the demo derby
colieolie12 (7:06:48 PM): hahahahaha
Samradone (7:06:49 PM): why?
FN Phil90 (7:06:54 PM): Because
RangerZ24 (7:06:56 PM): good
RangerZ24 (7:06:57 PM): someone had to
FN Phil90 (7:06:58 PM): Revoked
FN Phil90 (7:07:02 PM): Suspended
Samradone (7:07:06 PM): whats this mean to me?
RangerZ24 (7:07:09 PM): THIS KID MAKES FUN OF MY GREEN DAY ALBUM
RangerZ24 (7:07:11 PM): THEN GETS IN HIS JEEP
Samradone (7:07:13 PM): what privledges did i lose?
RangerZ24 (7:07:18 PM): AND HAS ALANIS GODDAMN MOIRSETTE PLAYING
Samradone (7:07:59 PM): what can i no longer do?
RangerZ24 (7:08:16 PM): u can no longer:
RangerZ24 (7:08:18 PM): pee standing up
RangerZ24 (7:08:23 PM): eat medium rare steak
Samradone (7:08:27 PM): wait
RangerZ24 (7:08:29 PM): fuck women at will
Samradone (7:08:30 PM): real men
Samradone (7:08:32 PM): eat pink steak?
RangerZ24 (7:08:39 PM): thats right
Samradone (7:09:02 PM): well good news on all 3 accounts
Samradone (7:09:05 PM): i dont do those anyway

[Buffalo Phil]

[Ktmracer419]

1: i kinda wanna pee standing up

2: i like my shit medium

3: i don't fuck women that are at you

that would be weird, you would at least have to leave the room

[Lawn Guyland]

[Quartney]

you cook shit?

[HeavyMetal]

1: i kinda wanna pee standing up

2: i like my shit medium

3: i don't fuck women that are at you

that would be weird, you would at least have to leave the room

excuses fall on deaf ears now that the card is gone

[Ktmracer419]

i'm coming over there to kick your ass

[Quartney]

wait til next weekend, i want video

[HeavyMetal]

wait til next weekend, i want video

that video will be shorter than sam on a friday night with a cheap vegas hooker

[Ktmracer419]

ya know

someone without a mancard is attending a demolition derby sunday, and you are not

[Lawn Guyland]

[HeavyMetal]

ya know

someone without a mancard is attending a demolition derby sunday, and you are not

my mancard is more than secure, thank you

[Ktmracer419]

that video will be shorter than sam on a friday night with a cheap vegas hooker

if she is a woman

i can't

mancard taken away remember

and don't even make a gay joke here, thats nasty

[Quartney]

i messed up the last link...

http://officialmancard.com/revoked/

[Asian Mike]

1: i kinda wanna pee standing up

2: i like my shit medium

3: i don't fuck women that are at you

that would be weird, you would at least have to leave the room

alanis morrisette?