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    legit Im drunk post

    Dear sis. Im drunk. I rode a bike home from a party. a 2 stroke(my legs), 21speed. pedal powered bike. it rocked. im tanked. i still spell beter than jeepinjosh. winfail storm... happen now. discuss.

    See what i did there? you can read this.

    just thought you should know.
    "Watching you work on your Jeep is like watching a doctor operate on a cadaver...
    It may be good practice, but in the end it won't do much good." -My Mother.
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    have you ever tried sleeping?
    I once had a 93 XJ, 4.5" o' lift, 33" TSL Super Swampers, 8.25 rear Detroit locked. 2,000 Lb Steering. Custom rockers, Sam's old Bumpah. Cherry Bomb BITCH. SOLD

    Fight Team

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    • #3
      Dear Fred,
      You you were legit drunk you would not be able to stand, much less ride a bike. Learn to drink yourself comatose, then give me a call.

      My drunk thread with bad spelling>Your drunk thread with good spelling

      PS a friend of mine got a dwi riding a bike drunk in florida... true story
      Originally posted by Fast Orange
      if you piss all over the floor and get 3 drops in the bowl do you count that as good? granted i'm good for a sprinkle or two on the seat, but you leave all of our feet wet, metaphorically speaking of course
      Originally posted by HitItWithSomeSpeed
      I find adam sandler strangely attractive, it must be josh's fault. god that kid sucks

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      • #4
        - Will


        Originally posted by fizzy
        or am asians pants not a read end lol.
        Originally posted by DizzDizz
        aliens probed my husband

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        • #5
          this explains alot....when i arrived at your house today there was a black montain bike awkwardly stuffed in the back of my jeep and you were passed out on the couch inside.
          I once had a 93 XJ, 4.5" o' lift, 33" TSL Super Swampers, 8.25 rear Detroit locked. 2,000 Lb Steering. Custom rockers, Sam's old Bumpah. Cherry Bomb BITCH. SOLD

          Fight Team

          Official HMC Girlie

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          • #6
            I didnt know where to put the bike when i got home.

            your jeep.

            it was open.


            And I wasnt attacking your thread Mike, but more or less every drunk thread posted here over the years hahaha. Or maybe i just wanted to make one to fit in haha.
            "Watching you work on your Jeep is like watching a doctor operate on a cadaver...
            It may be good practice, but in the end it won't do much good." -My Mother.

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            • #7
              im drunk
              You better decide if you are hanging on the cross, or banging in the nails

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              • #8
                im working on it hahaha
                "Watching you work on your Jeep is like watching a doctor operate on a cadaver...
                It may be good practice, but in the end it won't do much good." -My Mother.

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                • #9
                  My position still stands, comatose drunk is way funnier. When you feel like having a binge drinking night, let me know... I'm down
                  Originally posted by Fast Orange
                  if you piss all over the floor and get 3 drops in the bowl do you count that as good? granted i'm good for a sprinkle or two on the seat, but you leave all of our feet wet, metaphorically speaking of course
                  Originally posted by HitItWithSomeSpeed
                  I find adam sandler strangely attractive, it must be josh's fault. god that kid sucks

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by HitItWithSomeSpeed
                    PBR. check. im drunked. will do... hold plz.
                    what? talk about grammar. was there any drunk dialing?
                    1996 xj, waggy 44 front 5.13 gears aussie trussed, 3 links, 3.5" coils, spooled 8.8 rear, 38" tsl sx's, tnt front bumper, jesus freaks rear bumper, Olympic top hat roof rack, bunch of dumb shit
                    2001 wj tbd
                    1974 5 ton

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by ruecifur View Post
                      My position still stands, comatose drunk is way funnier. When you feel like having a binge drinking night, let me know... I'm down

                      will do. sometime soon. ITS SUMMER BITCH! WHOOOOOOOOOO!


                      and RJ. I dont recall sending you a pm haha.
                      "Watching you work on your Jeep is like watching a doctor operate on a cadaver...
                      It may be good practice, but in the end it won't do much good." -My Mother.

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                      • #12
                        05-22-2009 Re: tranny
                        04:00 AM HitItWithSomeSpeed
                        1996 xj, waggy 44 front 5.13 gears aussie trussed, 3 links, 3.5" coils, spooled 8.8 rear, 38" tsl sx's, tnt front bumper, jesus freaks rear bumper, Olympic top hat roof rack, bunch of dumb shit
                        2001 wj tbd
                        1974 5 ton

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                        • #13
                          hahaha, no shit. look at that hahaha
                          "Watching you work on your Jeep is like watching a doctor operate on a cadaver...
                          It may be good practice, but in the end it won't do much good." -My Mother.

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                          • #14
                            i demand drunk dialing next time. but you have to use and assload of fractions in it.
                            1996 xj, waggy 44 front 5.13 gears aussie trussed, 3 links, 3.5" coils, spooled 8.8 rear, 38" tsl sx's, tnt front bumper, jesus freaks rear bumper, Olympic top hat roof rack, bunch of dumb shit
                            2001 wj tbd
                            1974 5 ton

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                            • #15
                              My math kicks ass when I'm hammered
                              Originally posted by Fast Orange
                              if you piss all over the floor and get 3 drops in the bowl do you count that as good? granted i'm good for a sprinkle or two on the seat, but you leave all of our feet wet, metaphorically speaking of course
                              Originally posted by HitItWithSomeSpeed
                              I find adam sandler strangely attractive, it must be josh's fault. god that kid sucks

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