Interesting Conversations with Christopher Dickerman

[Buffalo Phil]

vpx (12:01:27 AM): What do you think it would be like
FN Phil90 (12:01:34 AM): boring
FN Phil90 (12:01:35 AM): mundane
FN Phil90 (12:01:36 AM): lame
FN Phil90 (12:01:38 AM): i dunno
vpx (12:01:39 AM): to have sex with conjoined twins
vpx (12:01:40 AM): ...
vpx (12:01:48 AM): jumped the gun a bit there phil
vpx (12:01:49 AM): lol
FN Phil90 (12:02:02 AM): i still thought you were talking about driving a cobalt
vpx (12:02:05 AM): haha I know
vpx (12:02:09 AM): Sorry about that.
FN Phil90 (12:02:26 AM): i dunno, do you know conjoined twins that need lovin?
vpx (12:02:35 AM): Are you that desperate?
vpx (12:02:46 AM): Are we playing questions only!?
FN Phil90 (12:03:25 AM): I'm asking you if you know some
vpx (12:04:01 AM): Oh.
vpx (12:04:02 AM): No.
vpx (12:04:13 AM): But like depending on where they are conjoined
vpx (12:04:15 AM): ...
vpx (12:04:17 AM): Two vaginas
FN Phil90 (12:04:21 AM): then why in this fucking world are you even contemplating such a fucking rare even
vpx (12:04:48 AM): uhm
vpx (12:04:52 AM): Well
vpx (12:04:58 AM): because I was thinking
vpx (12:05:01 AM): They're like monsters
FN Phil90 (12:05:07 AM): then why fuck it
vpx (12:05:18 AM): vpx (12:04:20 AM): ...
vpx (12:04:22 AM): Two vaginas
FN Phil90 (12:05:31 AM): what is the occurance of that happening?
vpx (12:05:41 AM): Who knows what the future holds
FN Phil90 (12:05:42 AM): some conjoined twins only have one vagina
vpx (12:06:01 AM): True
FN Phil90 (12:06:02 AM): are you gonna grow another dick
FN Phil90 (12:06:05 AM): fuck them at the same time
FN Phil90 (12:06:12 AM): why not just get two wimin
vpx (12:06:16 AM): Uhh
FN Phil90 (12:06:19 AM): instead of one with two vaginas
vpx (12:06:26 AM): Maybe youre right
vpx (12:06:30 AM): I don't like attachment
vpx (12:06:32 AM): ...
vpx (12:06:33 AM): ...
vpx (12:06:35 AM): ...
FN Phil90 (12:06:37 AM): Yeah. see
vpx (12:06:40 AM): Bad
vpx (12:06:41 AM): Joke
FN Phil90 (12:06:43 AM): fuck it then chuck it
vpx (12:07:46 AM): Eh
vpx (12:07:58 AM): I dont know
vpx (12:09:02 AM): All I know
vpx (12:09:05 AM): 1 brain
vpx (12:09:11 AM): two vajayjays
FN Phil90 (12:09:13 AM): what if she had 2 heads
FN Phil90 (12:09:17 AM): and one vagina?
FN Phil90 (12:09:21 AM): would you still fuck it?
vpx (12:09:24 AM): Think of the gang bang possibilities
vpx (12:09:27 AM): 2 heads...
vpx (12:09:29 AM): uhM
FN Phil90 (12:09:31 AM): im not gonna think of it
vpx (12:09:32 AM): Do they both feel it?
vpx (12:09:33 AM): and
FN Phil90 (12:09:36 AM): because it wont ever happen
vpx (12:09:36 AM): Does that count as a three some?
FN Phil90 (12:09:40 AM): no
FN Phil90 (12:09:43 AM): one human
vpx (12:09:43 AM): because life goals
vpx (12:09:47 AM): two brains
vpx (12:09:58 AM): What characteristics make you human?
FN Phil90 (12:10:19 AM): one singular entity
FN Phil90 (12:10:29 AM): what the fuck question is that?
FN Phil90 (12:10:34 AM): What makes us human?
FN Phil90 (12:10:47 AM): i dunno, run the fucking genetics
FN Phil90 (12:10:48 AM): DNA
FN Phil90 (12:10:55 AM): see if they are a dog first before you fuck them
vpx (12:11:21 AM): Lol'
vpx (12:12:42 AM): Ill find a pair of horny conjoined twins and get back to you
FN Phil90 (12:12:47 AM): do so
FN Phil90 (12:12:50 AM): take pics
vpx (12:12:50 AM): Wait...Is that redundant?
vpx (12:12:53 AM): pair
vpx (12:12:54 AM): twins
vpx (12:13:03 AM): Yes, Yes it is.
FN Phil90 (12:13:04 AM): a pair of twins is 4 people
FN Phil90 (12:13:07 AM): not redundant
vpx (12:13:08 AM): haha
vpx (12:13:09 AM): true
FN Phil90 (12:13:10 AM): just poorly worded
vpx (12:13:40 AM): right
vpx (12:13:44 AM): but if theyre conjoined twins
vpx (12:13:49 AM): Are they one person
vpx (12:13:51 AM): or two
FN Phil90 (12:13:54 AM): one
vpx (12:13:54 AM): What a circle
vpx (12:13:55 AM): ..
FN Phil90 (12:14:11 AM): Their existance is an anomoly, a genetic imperfection
FN Phil90 (12:14:24 AM): what would be two people has failed to seperate
vpx (12:14:25 AM): Perfection is in the eye of the beholder you judgemental bastard!
FN Phil90 (12:14:30 AM): if one dies, they both die
FN Phil90 (12:14:32 AM): one person
vpx (12:14:34 AM): Not true
vpx (12:14:38 AM): At birth
vpx (12:14:44 AM): Depending on where they attach
vpx (12:14:55 AM): they can seperate
vpx (12:14:59 AM): often one dies, one lives.
FN Phil90 (12:15:00 AM): if they can be seperated using modern medical procedures



vpx (12:24:25 AM): The trolls are fucking dumb.
FN Phil90 (12:24:31 AM): yeah and?
FN Phil90 (12:24:41 AM): gonna cry like mike too?
vpx (12:24:42 AM): just my .2
vpx (12:24:47 AM): I voiced it.
FN Phil90 (12:24:48 AM): Stay out of the newbie section
FN Phil90 (12:24:50 AM): my .02
vpx (12:24:59 AM): 20cent > .02
vpx (12:25:08 AM): makes mine more worth more
vpx (12:25:12 AM): sawp.
FN Phil90 (12:25:14 AM): not if i have WWII vintage pennys made from silver
vpx (12:25:43 AM): I have Indian Head pennies O,O
FN Phil90 (12:25:52 AM): i dont
vpx (12:27:03 AM): well then
FN Phil90 (12:27:12 AM): I have 2 working jeeps
vpx (12:27:52 AM): Id fuck conjoined twins
vpx (12:27:56 AM): dont do this =
FN Phil90 (12:27:59 AM): i know you would
vpx (12:28:50 AM): ooic

[Magilla]

[Even]

well then....don't have much to say to that

[Ruecifur]

vpx (12:12:42 AM): Ill find a pair of horny conjoined twins and get back to you
FN Phil90 (12:12:47 AM): do so
FN Phil90 (12:12:50 AM): take pics
vpx (12:12:50 AM): Wait...Is that redundant?
vpx (12:12:53 AM): pair
vpx (12:12:54 AM): twins
vpx (12:13:03 AM): Yes, Yes it is.
FN Phil90 (12:13:04 AM): a pair of twins is 4 people
FN Phil90 (12:13:07 AM): not redundant
vpx (12:13:08 AM): haha
vpx (12:13:09 AM): true
FN Phil90 (12:13:10 AM): just poorly worded

i LAWLED all over myself

[CumminsJeep]

i severely lawled as well.....tee hee

[XJLI]

i stopped reading at the first 5 lines and thought

"cobalt SSs are fast"

[Zullock Holmes]

this doesn't surprise me at all...... honestly you should expect it by now hahaha it's Dickerman

[Mighty Quine]

and i thought i was fucked up

[ninetysix-ex-jay]

Nice Chris, Real Nice

[Quartney]

wow topic jumpings rofl

[Riot]

i LAWLED all over myself

You gotta quote the rest of it, because one of the debates was, are conjoined twins two people, or one?





And most importantly...no one else would sleep with conjoined twins?

[JimboDouglas]

wow....just..wow, thats all i got.....wow

[wannabejeep]

http://comedians.comedycentral.com/j...onjoined-twins

worth the watch and is all about this topic....

[grundlepunch]

You gotta quote the rest of it, because one of the debates was, are conjoined twins two people, or one?





And most importantly...no one else would sleep with conjoined twins?

you are a sick little man

[Quartney]

how did this conversation start??? like where did this topic come from lol