YYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA

[Magilla]

hey he had aways to go to catch up. on that note

[Magilla]

The first 2 voicemails were rick rolls, here are the remaining 5, quoted word for word.


"Wassup evan shermans you fucker? Why don't you charge your phone so i can never gonna let you down, and shit, i'm black yall, muthafucka, rick astley for the win, peace."

"Alright i said sherman, but its pitcher, like your a pitcher not a catcher cuz you like to bang guys in the ass. Thats right i said it, i'm drunk, fuck you. I'm being a drunk asshole, 9 inches of lift dude, way to go, way to fucking go with 9 inches of lift, and your irok fuckin gay homo tires. Why don't you rock your homo tires, and your 35's, fuckin you got it, you heard me, im hammered, i gotta detroit rearend bitch, whaddya think of that? Peace."

"I bet your wondering why i'm calling so much. It's because i'm hammered, and i dont give a fuck, so heres the idea, man. Your iroks don't got shit on my plain jane old bfg ALLLL terrains that i got for free right now, but when i get km2's i'll wheel the fuck outta you muthafucka. Your gonna understand where i'm comin from, cuz i'm from the streets nigga, i dont even fuck around. I'm black ya'll, here say something (talking to raze) He doesn't even know what to say to you. Your iroks are rocks, R-O-C-K-S, thats how you say rocks. It aint R-O-C-K-S (yea he repeated himself) i dont care how cool you think you are with your extreme, X TREME shit. I'm hammered, i'm leavin prank calls, you fuckin deal with it muthafucka!!!"

"By the way, you are gay /thread."

"hey evan, check your voicemails, faggot."


I deleted them, but now that i think about it i should have kept them

[Even]

did mike pass out on the shitter

[Magilla]

dunno no longer at his house and you can not lie you found the voice mails hilarious.

[Quartney]

alright. so.

How are you guys feeling today????

[Bigbike]

[grundlepunch]

DHDUUDDE I'M 27

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[Ktmracer419]

excellent

[DrThunder]

YYAYAHHHH IIMMMA DRRRRUNNKKKKKKERRSSS OON WWEEEDDNNNSRESDAYYY MMOSZORNINNGGG TTOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[grundlepunch]

woowowowowooooooooooooooo bbbeeeeezin drurdrunkers at da woooorkisnn soo mmuchkin fizunnnnn.. mashin da keyboards typetypetype

[Hydra]

bleeeeeeblop riitttin daerwords DOOUWWNTHWNNN

[Ruecifur]

holy fucking still 1/2 drunk mega hung over... I"m sure if i had put any effort in last night and wanted to keep hitting the backspace key i could have typed better, but i didn't really care. over my voicemails, anyone who heard them knows that i was pretty hammered.
my head hurts, i'm going back to bed

[Mel]

this was amusing to read this morning.

[Magilla]

i am good actually

[Ruecifur]

you left your cigs in my jeep