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WHAT........THE........FUCK!!!!!!!!!
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Originally posted by HitItWithSomeSpeedOriginally posted by Lawn GuylandOriginally posted by Zullius Caesar -
Fucking tell me about it. Last time I pickup my phone after 4AM.
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this thread went a long wayI once had a 93 XJ, 4.5" o' lift, 33" TSL Super Swampers, 8.25 rear Detroit locked. 2,000 Lb Steering. Custom rockers, Sam's old Bumpah. Cherry Bomb BITCH. SOLD
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Let me start off by saying, I am an expert drinker/party. Well i came home at 2 am and i see my 19 yrold younger brother chilling by my rig. I had just come back from a party and he wanted to chill since its his birthday. he is already drunk. i take him back to the party. but i told not to try and keep up with me drinkin. just sit back and chill............he didnt listen
.........hour passes by.........
girl is about to get naked and start dancing on a giant speaker cause everyone else is rolling. BAM>>>>>he turns his head to the left and blows chunks.....all over the couch....himself.....the floor. so while i lug his big dumb ass to the bathroom....i toss him down and am stuck cleaning it all.
time warp 30 minutes later.......
done cleaning call fred. i needed to get him home since i didnt drive and neither did he. fred answers. agrees comes and gets us.
waynes world squiggly warp another 30 mins.........
get him home. had to break into the basement because if my family sees him drunk they are gonna blame me.........(this time it wasnt my fault). finally get him to pass out. go out to my garden, and relaxed... and that was MY pre-birthday night.......worse part of it all.......the girl only took her pants off and when this all went down.......she got dressed again
Last edited by hippie metal; 05-18-2009, 11:35 AM.Originally posted by HitItWithSomeSpeedOriginally posted by Lawn GuylandOriginally posted by Zullius CaesarComment
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ouch dude. the girl always gets dressed when the chunks fly
winng. all the goddamned time.
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i'm sayinOriginally posted by Tom View Postouch dude. the girl always gets dressed when the chunks fly
Originally posted by HitItWithSomeSpeedOriginally posted by Lawn GuylandOriginally posted by Zullius CaesarComment
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pour her another drank!Originally posted by Tom View Postouch dude. the girl always gets dressed when the chunks fly
WOOOOOO!
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