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I went to a party over the weekend and got a ride home from this dude because I was hammered. We had a few more drinks at my place, started making out, and after a bit, he tried to take off my pants. I explained to him that I'm on my period, so no sex. After some complaining on his part, he finally got me to try anal, mostly because I was so drunk. He eases himself in and starts going at it. It is surprisingly good, but I feel rumbles of diarrhea down south. I tell him to stop, but instead he finishes really quickly, breaking the condom just as I released my bowels. The force was so great that it was propelled into and up his urethra and into his bladder. I filled a man's bladder with liquid poo. It gave him a horrendous infection. The bladder comes out tomorrow. I'm so bad at sex.
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Why the fuck would you post that and not your stories as a young and inexperienced driver??sigpic
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huuuggggg"when I'm riding my motorcycle,I'm glad to be alive...when I stop riding my motorcycle,I'm glad to be alive"Comment
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Always nice of you to share your experiences Evan.
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. . . wow. sucks to be that guy
and girls dont poop silly
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ATM anyone?Comment
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did you get antibiotics evan?
97 TJ that I think is pretty neat.
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ew hahaha dude imagine if that really happened to you holy shit. ugh i would prob just kill myselfOriginally posted by fullwidthxj191 View Post
97 TJ that I think is pretty neat.
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better yet, imagine having to explain that to your doctorOriginally posted by CumminsJeep View Post
"yea, so i was balls deep in her ass..."Comment
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Originally posted by fullwidthxj191 View Post he would be like, "good for you son, I have been trying to get my wife to do that for years"
97 TJ that I think is pretty neat.
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Originally posted by CumminsJeep View Post he would be like, "good for you son, I have been trying to get my wife to do that for years"
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