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  • #1

    wtf is this?

    text message i just recieved from a number i have never seen before


    "I'M SO PISSED! I lost 3 retards today, 1 at Chuckie Cheese, 1 at Wal-Mart, and where the fuck are you? I told you fuckers to hold hands!


    is this person for real?
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  • #2
    hahaha, your phone is on the "please prank me" list
    Originally posted by Fast Orange
    if you piss all over the floor and get 3 drops in the bowl do you count that as good? granted i'm good for a sprinkle or two on the seat, but you leave all of our feet wet, metaphorically speaking of course
    Originally posted by HitItWithSomeSpeed
    I find adam sandler strangely attractive, it must be josh's fault. god that kid sucks

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    • #3
      Originally posted by ruecifur View Post
      hahaha, your phone is on the "please prank me" list
      seriously my shit is getting thrown around myspace or something

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      • #4
        u got that to from a friend today

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        • #5
          i got one like that the other day but from one of my friends:

          "somebody snitched on us, the cops are looking for a good looking fella and a retard. they got me so grab your helmet and crayons and run lil buddy!"
          winng. all the goddamned time.

          **MY STATEMENTS AND/OR OPINIONS IN NO WAY REFLECT THOSE OF THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT.

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          • #6
            Hench

            ATM anyone?

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Tom View Post
              i got one like that the other day but from one of my friends:

              "somebody snitched on us, the cops are looking for a good looking fella and a retard. they got me so grab your helmet and crayons and run lil buddy!"
              I lawled so hard i texted that to a friend.
              "Watching you work on your Jeep is like watching a doctor operate on a cadaver...
              It may be good practice, but in the end it won't do much good." -My Mother.

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              • #8
                ha I got one like that from my friend today too. Except it woke me up, I got pissed and deleted it. I don't even know what it was.
                1993 XJ sport 3.5" rustys 33" MTZ's armored.
                1999 sierra
                1967 M725 Big and Slow
                -Dan

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