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  • #1

    We're fucked now.

    Phil was right. Get your guns ready, the zombies are coming!!!

    http://bouncewith.me.uk/europe/8027043.htm

    There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in London due to mutation of the H1N1 virus into new strain: H1Z1.

    Similar to a scare originally found in Cambodia back in 2005, victims of a new strain of the swine flu virus H1N1 have been reported in London.

    After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it’s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”
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  • #2
    no way. that can't be true
    2 tj's
    3 yj's
    2 xj's
    i'm a jeep whore

    "id walk 6 hours one way to suck a fart out of megan fox's ass"

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    • #3
      that is fucked up. that makes zombie movies no longer completely fiction
      -Ryan

      Rigs:
      07 Toyota Tacoma, 4.0L V6, 6spd Man., 3" Susp. Lift on 33x11.5" Mickey Thompson Baja MTZs, Plenty of Light and Exhaust mods too - SOLD IT!!
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      • #4
        I hope it's real, it's time to put phils front bumper twin prop zombie killng device into affect
        dirty30

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        • #5
          damn you for getting my hopes up

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Fast Orange
            if you piss all over the floor and get 3 drops in the bowl do you count that as good? granted i'm good for a sprinkle or two on the seat, but you leave all of our feet wet, metaphorically speaking of course
            Originally posted by HitItWithSomeSpeed
            I find adam sandler strangely attractive, it must be josh's fault. god that kid sucks

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            • #7
              wow. just wow.....why dont we study cool things like this in microbiology???? we just got done viruses too!!!!
              2009 silver JK - destination beachy jeep
              J10 project do want.
              "attack life. its just going to kill you anyway"

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              • #8
                damm thats kinda cool only about the zombie part. i need to go watch dawn of the dead now haha
                "Corruption of the Soul is a fate that befalls the weak"

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Quartney View Post
                  wow. just wow.....why dont we study cool things like this in microbiology???? we just got done viruses too!!!!
                  cause its fake
                  Originally posted by Fast Orange
                  if you piss all over the floor and get 3 drops in the bowl do you count that as good? granted i'm good for a sprinkle or two on the seat, but you leave all of our feet wet, metaphorically speaking of course
                  Originally posted by HitItWithSomeSpeed
                  I find adam sandler strangely attractive, it must be josh's fault. god that kid sucks

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                  • #10
                    explain how its fake
                    I once had a 93 XJ, 4.5" o' lift, 33" TSL Super Swampers, 8.25 rear Detroit locked. 2,000 Lb Steering. Custom rockers, Sam's old Bumpah. Cherry Bomb BITCH. SOLD

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Mighty Quine View Post
                      explain how its fake
                      well the first clue would be that it cites an article that has been proven to be fake for about 2 years now, seen here : http://web.archive.org/web/200504280...483241.stm.htm

                      next some quotes from the page, one of which is clearly a joke:


                      SYMPTOMS - WHAT TO DO
                      Swine flu symptoms are similar to those produced by ordinary seasonal flu - fever, cough, sore throat, body aches, chills and fatigue
                      If you have flu symptoms and recently visited affected areas of Mexico, you should seek medical advice
                      If you suspect you are infected, you should stay at home and take advice by telephone initially, in order to minimise the risk of infection
                      If you feel yourself passing away, then notice your strength and vigor returning at an alarming rate, please attempt to restrain yourself to prevent infection and harm to others.



                      also, although it looks like a bbc web page, the URL clearly states that it is not.

                      As much as i would love Shawn of the Dead to become a reality, looks like its just another boring sat night bud. If you don't believe me go to bbc's main page and search for zombie, or anything else you can think of to try and find this page as a legitimate article, good luck though, you'll be at it all night
                      Last edited by Ruecifur; 05-02-2009, 09:55 PM.
                      Originally posted by Fast Orange
                      if you piss all over the floor and get 3 drops in the bowl do you count that as good? granted i'm good for a sprinkle or two on the seat, but you leave all of our feet wet, metaphorically speaking of course
                      Originally posted by HitItWithSomeSpeed
                      I find adam sandler strangely attractive, it must be josh's fault. god that kid sucks

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                      • #12
                        we arent friends anymore
                        I once had a 93 XJ, 4.5" o' lift, 33" TSL Super Swampers, 8.25 rear Detroit locked. 2,000 Lb Steering. Custom rockers, Sam's old Bumpah. Cherry Bomb BITCH. SOLD

                        Fight Team

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Mighty Quine View Post
                          we arent friends anymore
                          truth sucks doesn't it? It's like when you found out santa wasn't real... oh shit... did I just ruin that for you too???
                          Originally posted by Fast Orange
                          if you piss all over the floor and get 3 drops in the bowl do you count that as good? granted i'm good for a sprinkle or two on the seat, but you leave all of our feet wet, metaphorically speaking of course
                          Originally posted by HitItWithSomeSpeed
                          I find adam sandler strangely attractive, it must be josh's fault. god that kid sucks

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                          • #14
                            Holy shit. I need to buy a gun pronto
                            Hench

                            ATM anyone?

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by 4BangerTJ View Post
                              Holy shit. I need to buy a gun pronto
                              Originally posted by Fast Orange
                              if you piss all over the floor and get 3 drops in the bowl do you count that as good? granted i'm good for a sprinkle or two on the seat, but you leave all of our feet wet, metaphorically speaking of course
                              Originally posted by HitItWithSomeSpeed
                              I find adam sandler strangely attractive, it must be josh's fault. god that kid sucks

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