text from last night

[grundlepunch]

(865): mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
(1-865): i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.

(530): Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake

(408): I think I just got seasick
(409): you're not on a boat
(408): he has a waterbed.

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

[Mel]

I dont think i like those as much as the fml site.

[XJtheXtremeJeep]

Must say i kinda agree

[grundlepunch]

fml site?

[hippie metal]

(405): I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
(614): handstands? WTF?
(405): she was a gymnast
(614): go to hell.

[Ruecifur]

fml site?

http://www.fmylife.com

[Jakitabanana]

wow....

[Vehicleless]

(303): How was Boulder?
(720): We're still here. We can't find _____.
(303): How'd you lose him?
(720): He ate a bag of Molly, wondered off, and keeps calling saying he's at the zoo feeding the tigers
(720): The zoo is 60 miles away and we called just to be sure - they don't let people feed the tigers

this is why its better

[wannabejeep]

(303): How was Boulder?
(720): We're still here. We can't find _____.
(303): How'd you lose him?
(720): He ate a bag of Molly, wondered off, and keeps calling saying he's at the zoo feeding the tigers
(720): The zoo is 60 miles away and we called just to be sure - they don't let people feed the tigers

this is why its better

bahahaha before I came to this school I would've been so confused by "molly"