I was just outside visiting my local CVS and I stopped and paused, and took in the nice warm fuzzy feeling I get when spring and summer are here. A cool breeze, a wonderfully mild temperature, but yet...
I'M STILL FUCKING SICK. I'VE GOT A FUCKING ARIZONA ICE TEA BOTTLE FILLED WITH MY POST NASAL DRIP, I CANT FUCKING SLEEP, FUCKIN NYQUIL IS THE MOST USELESS SHIT ON THIS PLANET, I JUST TOOK 20 OF THESE BIO-FUCK-ORGANIC FUCKING PILLS, AS PER FUCKING DIRECTIONS, AND THEY HAVEN'T DONE A LICK OF FUCKIN SHIT. I WENT TO THE FUCKIN DOCTOR TODAY AND SPENT FUCKING MONEY, MONEY, THE OBJECT OF WHICH EVEN I AM SHORT ON THESE DAYS FOR THOSE FUCKIN QUACKS TO TELL ME I'VE GOT A FUCKING ALLERGY PROBLEM. NO SHIT MOTHERFUCKER!!! I'VE HAS POST NASAL DRIP FROM WHAT SEEMS LIKE THE BEGINNING OF FUCKING TIME. OH AND MY FAVORITE FUCKING PAST-TIME, EATING, IS
SO
FUCKING
PAINFUL.
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I GOT SO FUCKING PISSED LAST NIGHT AT 3 IN THE MORNING I HAD A FUCKING CASE OF WHAT I LIKE TO CALL MANIACAL FUCKING RAGE AND THREW MY GODDAMN WOODEN CHAIR AT MY FAN AND BROKE BOTH, SO NOT MY FUCKING CHAIR HAS A BROKEN LEG AND THE KNOB ON THE FAN IS LOST IN OBLIVION.
FUCK.
EVERY MOTHERFUCKING YEAR THIS HAPPENS, AND I YEARN FOR SUMMER ALL WINTER FUCKING LONG UNTIL IT SHOWS THE FUCK UP.
IF I SELL MY FUCKING SOUL AND BOTH OF MY JEEPS AND BUY A FORD RANGER, JUST BRING ME OUT BACK AND SHOOT ME, CAUSE I KNOW I WILL HAVE GONE FUCKING BATSHIT.
I'M STILL FUCKING SICK. I'VE GOT A FUCKING ARIZONA ICE TEA BOTTLE FILLED WITH MY POST NASAL DRIP, I CANT FUCKING SLEEP, FUCKIN NYQUIL IS THE MOST USELESS SHIT ON THIS PLANET, I JUST TOOK 20 OF THESE BIO-FUCK-ORGANIC FUCKING PILLS, AS PER FUCKING DIRECTIONS, AND THEY HAVEN'T DONE A LICK OF FUCKIN SHIT. I WENT TO THE FUCKIN DOCTOR TODAY AND SPENT FUCKING MONEY, MONEY, THE OBJECT OF WHICH EVEN I AM SHORT ON THESE DAYS FOR THOSE FUCKIN QUACKS TO TELL ME I'VE GOT A FUCKING ALLERGY PROBLEM. NO SHIT MOTHERFUCKER!!! I'VE HAS POST NASAL DRIP FROM WHAT SEEMS LIKE THE BEGINNING OF FUCKING TIME. OH AND MY FAVORITE FUCKING PAST-TIME, EATING, IS
SO
FUCKING
PAINFUL.
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I GOT SO FUCKING PISSED LAST NIGHT AT 3 IN THE MORNING I HAD A FUCKING CASE OF WHAT I LIKE TO CALL MANIACAL FUCKING RAGE AND THREW MY GODDAMN WOODEN CHAIR AT MY FAN AND BROKE BOTH, SO NOT MY FUCKING CHAIR HAS A BROKEN LEG AND THE KNOB ON THE FAN IS LOST IN OBLIVION.
FUCK.
EVERY MOTHERFUCKING YEAR THIS HAPPENS, AND I YEARN FOR SUMMER ALL WINTER FUCKING LONG UNTIL IT SHOWS THE FUCK UP.
IF I SELL MY FUCKING SOUL AND BOTH OF MY JEEPS AND BUY A FORD RANGER, JUST BRING ME OUT BACK AND SHOOT ME, CAUSE I KNOW I WILL HAVE GONE FUCKING BATSHIT.
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