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  • #1

    this afternoon

    ....my stock rear bumper ate a brand new acura in the 3rd lane of I-95....... not much damage to me considering she drove under my jeep and forced me to crawl her hood shit happens. i have to go to work. end of story. gonna see what i can get from her insurance, maybe actual bumpers
    No worries, I'm not actually back, I'm just reminiscing about the old days.


    ForSure Motorsports
    Win or Lose, We Booze.


    Vice President of Internal Affairs at Dirty Donny's House of Hookers
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  • #2
    i prayed forever that some moron would crash into my jeep from behind (go under) so that i could get a new rear bumper for nada

    score
    - Will


    Originally posted by fizzy
    or am asians pants not a read end lol.
    Originally posted by DizzDizz
    aliens probed my husband

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    • #3
      you would want someone to hit you from behind.

      .
      mrs. heavymetal from jeepforum
      2022 JL Rubicon

      Originally posted by hoggie101
      and everyone qute dis because its the best grammer im going to have all year

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      • #4
        this is the second time. i got 600 last time for a bumper and a taillight
        No worries, I'm not actually back, I'm just reminiscing about the old days.


        ForSure Motorsports
        Win or Lose, We Booze.


        Vice President of Internal Affairs at Dirty Donny's House of Hookers

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Lawn Guyland View Post
          you would want someone to hit you from behind.

          .
          i worded it the way i did for a reason

          nice attempt
          - Will


          Originally posted by fizzy
          or am asians pants not a read end lol.
          Originally posted by DizzDizz
          aliens probed my husband

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          • #6
            My ex that needs to burn in hell has a 04 silver TL....either way i cringe anytime i see silver TL's so if it was one of these take her to the cleaners.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by HeavyMetal View Post
              i worded it the way i did for a reason

              nice attempt

              put that finger away or else i'm kicking you out of your newly acquired residence.
              mrs. heavymetal from jeepforum
              2022 JL Rubicon

              Originally posted by hoggie101
              and everyone qute dis because its the best grammer im going to have all year

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              • #8
                Do you have a bumper sticker that says "hit me"
                DONT GET MAD GET ROWDY !!!

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                • #9
                  Thats how I got my first bumper. Insurance wrote me a check for 1300 for the stock bumper. Apparently your supposed to like go to the dealership and have them put all sorts of new fancy stuff on there and pay some outrageous labor charges to have it painted and stuff.

                  I got a JCR front bumper and had it powedercoated. Then pocketed 800$
                  2000 XJ
                  2000 A.C.E. 750

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Lawn Guyland View Post
                    put that finger away or else i'm kicking you out of your newly acquired residence.
                    must. resist. possible innuendo.
                    - Will


                    Originally posted by fizzy
                    or am asians pants not a read end lol.
                    Originally posted by DizzDizz
                    aliens probed my husband

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                    • #11
                      i put on my brakes hard coming to red lights too so i can get a new bumper.....it hasnt happened yet

                      97 TJ that I think is pretty neat.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by CumminsJeep View Post
                        i put on my brakes hard coming to red lights too so i can get a new bumper.....it hasnt happened yet
                        Ha thats wishful thinking. It'll be the day you brake too late and end up owing the person in front of you for a new bumper.
                        "Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but rising up everytime we fail."



                        -Melanie-

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Mel View Post
                          Ha thats wishful thinking. It'll be the day you brake too late and end up owing the person in front of you for a new bumper.
                          hahahahahahaha that would be a little ironic, dont ya think? but my rear bumper is a little tweaked and i could go for a new one

                          97 TJ that I think is pretty neat.

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                          • #14
                            use the e-brake to stop... or put a switch on your tail lights so you can turn them off, then stop short as much as possible... it will happen soon.
                            Originally posted by Fast Orange
                            if you piss all over the floor and get 3 drops in the bowl do you count that as good? granted i'm good for a sprinkle or two on the seat, but you leave all of our feet wet, metaphorically speaking of course
                            Originally posted by HitItWithSomeSpeed
                            I find adam sandler strangely attractive, it must be josh's fault. god that kid sucks

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by ruecifur View Post
                              use the e-brake to stop... or put a switch on your tail lights so you can turn them off, then stop short as much as possible... it will happen soon.
                              - Will


                              Originally posted by fizzy
                              or am asians pants not a read end lol.
                              Originally posted by DizzDizz
                              aliens probed my husband

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