I demand you wheel with SiS one time before the close of the year 2016. Do you accept my challenge?
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Dear Fred-Erik Pumpernickel Hoffenbauersteadder,
You absence at our wheelings events its abysmal and, quick frankly, insulting. We have pined for your presence for what seems like ages and while I doubt you will ever show, the lot of us do say a few 'Our Father's every day and pray for your Jeep's good health. I miss those glorious days upon the Constant Velocity trail where the only thing that was keeping constant velocity were your Dana 35 shafts as they left Earth's Atmosphere. Many nights I stare blankly into the darkness hoping your Revengification Tour will take take place. CV trail...S trail...they are names that one can't soon forget. Where are you Fred-Erik? Are you well? If you are scared to complete such tasks, we can create a support group for you where you'll be able to pour your problems like hot cheese onto the anonymous and pick their brains for thoughts on how to overcome such dreadful fears. I understand that you have had traumatizing experiences with your Jeep, but rest assured, we are here for you. We are here to help you and your Jeep, through oil leaks, deathwobble and all.
We pray for you Fred-Erik, we pray for your return to greatness.
-Buffalosigpic
Official Space Shuttle Door Gunner of the Chechnyan Space Program
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Originally posted by Buffalo Phil View PostDear Fred-Erik Pumpernickel Hoffenbauersteadder,
You absence at our wheelings events its abysmal and, quick frankly, insulting. We have pined for your presence for what seems like ages and while I doubt you will ever show, the lot of us do say a few 'Our Father's every day and pray for your Jeep's good health. I miss those glorious days upon the Constant Velocity trail where the only thing that was keeping constant velocity were your Dana 35 shafts as they left Earth's Atmosphere. Many nights I stare blankly into the darkness hoping your Revengification Tour will take take place. CV trail...S trail...they are names that one can't soon forget. Where are you Fred-Erik? Are you well? If you are scared to complete such tasks, we can create a support group for you where you'll be able to pour your problems like hot cheese onto the anonymous and pick their brains for thoughts on how to overcome such dreadful fears. I understand that you have had traumatizing experiences with your Jeep, but rest assured, we are here for you. We are here to help you and your Jeep, through oil leaks, deathwobble and all.
We pray for you Fred-Erik, we pray for your return to greatness.
-Buffalo
-98 XJ 4.5" lift , 35's, trimmed, locked, geared, flexy
-14 Subaru STI hatch Stage 2ish
-54 Dodge Power wagon M-37
-57 GMC Pickup
-Tim (OIIIIIO)
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Originally posted by Odinthor View PostI smell a GoFundMe coming
I've been trying to push him to get moving on that thing....he started it not to long ago.Originally posted by HitItWithSomeSpeeddidnt this thread start with Jon being gay? what happened to that?Originally posted by Lawn Guylandhe's still gay we've just moved on to more important issuesOriginally posted by Zullius Caesari grab dude's junk all the time, doesn't make me gay.
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Originally posted by HeavyMetal View PostI demand you wheel with SiS one time before the close of the year 2016. Do you accept my challenge?"Watching you work on your Jeep is like watching a doctor operate on a cadaver...
It may be good practice, but in the end it won't do much good." -My Mother.
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Void.Originally posted by HitItWithSomeSpeeddidnt this thread start with Jon being gay? what happened to that?Originally posted by Lawn Guylandhe's still gay we've just moved on to more important issuesOriginally posted by Zullius Caesari grab dude's junk all the time, doesn't make me gay.
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Originally posted by Odinthor View PostCan we revoke his membership or something for that? Maybe torture him with ProComps?"Watching you work on your Jeep is like watching a doctor operate on a cadaver...
It may be good practice, but in the end it won't do much good." -My Mother.
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