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So, as some of you kids may know, I play with mopeds.
To play with them in an offroad-y way, me and the boys are going to have a day of trail raging: Dirty30 DirtCross.
Saturday, October 4, at my place.
We're gonna have some tight, crummy trails to beat up stupid little mopeds, stupid little atvs, stupid little tractors, stupid little mini-bikes, stupid little miniature horses... really anything that's stupid and little and will fit in the trails and be fun.
We'll do time trials, and maybe simultaneous races if everyone is feeling naughty. We'll also drink beer, eat typical garbage food, and maybe go for a ride through the construction site one to one-hundred times.
I know the majority of you guys don't have a moped, but like I said, this is mostly about just being idiots, so bring whatever ( T R A C T O R S ? ? ? ), so long as it's not a full-sized dirtbike or quad. Trust me, it'll be no fun when I make you reinstall my lawn and or you wrap your dome around a 5 inch maple tree like squishy bubblegum.
To play with them in an offroad-y way, me and the boys are going to have a day of trail raging: Dirty30 DirtCross.
Saturday, October 4, at my place.
We're gonna have some tight, crummy trails to beat up stupid little mopeds, stupid little atvs, stupid little tractors, stupid little mini-bikes, stupid little miniature horses... really anything that's stupid and little and will fit in the trails and be fun.
We'll do time trials, and maybe simultaneous races if everyone is feeling naughty. We'll also drink beer, eat typical garbage food, and maybe go for a ride through the construction site one to one-hundred times.
I know the majority of you guys don't have a moped, but like I said, this is mostly about just being idiots, so bring whatever ( T R A C T O R S ? ? ? ), so long as it's not a full-sized dirtbike or quad. Trust me, it'll be no fun when I make you reinstall my lawn and or you wrap your dome around a 5 inch maple tree like squishy bubblegum.
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