Real Lowlife Questions

[Hydra]

How long do you wear the same pair of jeans to work before people start noticing you're not changing?

What is an acceptable amount of two-stroke gas on your shirt for working in an office environment?

If the new-construction home I pass on my way home has extra plywood sitting in the yard, how many sheets of it can I borrow before I have to leave in IOU?

Why can't I buy spaghetti, A1 sauce, and tater-tots at Burger King, despite their uppity mantra?

How do most people manage to bathe every day of the week without your next door neighbors noticing you're their pool?

If you ride in a sidecar to a bar, does that mean you may only order sidecars at said bar?

I want answers, and I'd like them as soon as possible please.

[Hydra]

NO one?

The other lowlife questions thread got answers...

[Buffalo Phil]

1) 4-5 days.
2) Depends on their tolerance level
3) IOUs are for people who feel guilty
4) Because they haven't figured out a good way to deep fry spaghetti...yet
5) Bathe in their pool at 3 in the morning
6) Sidecars are for machine gunners only; you can order whatever you want at the bar

[92xjlaredo]

First things first I'm the realest......err wait no no thats something else..


No I have no idea what the other lowlife thread mean but now this one.... it makes sense however I am at a loss to disagree with the buffalo rider himself...except yes at bars you may only order sidecars.

[Hydra]

1) 4-5 days.

PERFECT! One work week exactly.

[Buffalo Phil]

PERFECT! One work week exactly.

[Hydra]

How many fruit flies, are too many to have in your breakfast foods?

Do leftover condiment packets count as a suitable tip for a Limo driver?

Speaking of leftovers, is my thanksgiving turkey really bad? It's only been a few months, I really think the FDA is just too picky about that black mold stuff.

When did shaving cream stop being delicious on pies?

[DizzDizz]

1.) the more the merrier
2.) yes I mean people have to eat
3.) no it's fine it's leftovers they never taste the same as the first time.

[Pedro]

3.) no it's fine it's leftovers they never taste the same as the first time.

Unless it's Chinese food. Then it's better.

[calvynandhobbs]

Unless it's Chinese food. Then it's better.

plus Lasagna and spaghetti sauce. Always better after being heated 2-3 times.

[BRock89GW]

[Hydra]

^^^ That somes up my religious philosophies perfectly.

[Hydra]

Where can I get my heffer waxed so my son can take her to the prom?

If it's so bad to burn oil, why did god make it so easy?

Is tie-dye an acceptable wedding color?