Forget sending a rocket to Mars

[HeavyMetal]

I love that no one questioned this.

did it need to be?

[Buffalo Phil]

The price has been released and the hearts of the subhumans over at the Jalop suddenly grew three sizes....

[Nick]

Mindless hipster drivel engage:

"That's great and all and I appreciate the car because it has 707 hp, BUT let's see it go head-to-head with its competition around any track. The ZL-1, Z/28, and GT500 would kick its fat ass."

"Can you imagine some of the idiots that will be driving these things?"

"V6 Mustang, $74 per HP."

"So many middle aged middle managers are going to die at the hands of the Hellcat."

"The Aventador is also going to be lighter and able to turn. Horsepower is not everything."

Yep, this motherfucker is comparing a Dodge Challenger to a Lamborghini Aventador. WTF?

"Start the countdown for the first pics here of a Hellcat wrapped around a tree/pole/big immovable thing due to the driver's complete idiocy. Sure as the sun rises, and Ferraris combust it's just a matter of time, folks. I just hope it's not some over-privileged high school kid whose parents thought he could handle a car like that."

"Unless you plan on taking one to the drag strip fairly regularly, what's the point? Even if this car were affordable to me, it would not be on my list of wants."

"So many dipshit drivers will be buying this. Not excited by this news at all..."

"I think it's a fair price for the car, but don't see how it could compare to the GT500, ZL1, and Z28. I like power as much as the next guy, but everyone is too hung up on the 707 number. Difference between this car and the "competitors" is that those cars aren't one trick ponies. They TURN and STOP."

"but at the end of the day, you just paid $60k for a Dodge. no way to live that shame down."

"That car is a joke!!!! I don't care if it has a 1000 H.P, if you cannot put that power to the ground, then all you will be doing is buying a lot of tires. "

"That's a one cheap, crazy fast upside down bathtub on wheels."

"Trailer parks across the Midwest will be full of them in the next year. That is, until they get destroyed by tornados, or drunken stunts."

Trailer parks AND privileged high school kids? What a market!

"As a european. I just have to ask this question. Does it go round corners?"

"Great . . I can't wait to have to deal with the boneheads blasting around in these . ."

"No no no no no no no no no. This thing NEEDS to be prohibitively expensive. Damn rich kids in my neighborhood are going to kill us ALL in these monsters."

"Quality has a price, and this thing is cheap."

"Call me when it beats the z/28's Nurburgring lap time of 7:37.47."

"owever, being the handling and ride freak that I am, at that price I'd pick up an Alfa Romeo 4C. "

"A screaming deal made possible by the 4100lb curb weight and the Chrysler 200 interior. "

"doesn't the mclaren 12c put up mid to high 10s. this car is nothing more than a crazy experiment for redrecks"

"It's gonna be awesome until you want to go round a corner."

"As we already know, driver skill is not at all related to wealth."

"I'd still rather have a corvette, and its still a 2 ton+ pig."

[HeavyMetal]

i love how it has 40 horsepower more than a GT500 and these douchebags lose their shit about safety

have these fucking morons talking about weight seen that it runs in the 10s?

[Buffalo Phil]

I love the Jalop.

[Nick]

i love how it has 40 horsepower more than a GT500 and these douchebags lose their shit about safety

have these fucking morons talking about weight seen that it runs in the 10s?

Because the Mustang can go around the twistiez

And the McLaren runs 10s, why would you buy a Challenger?

[Pedro]

Everyone who comments on jalop is a professional driver. I mean seriously, that guy is European. He must know a thing or two. Watch out. Christ, ditch the handling argument. It's still going to be nicer than that 328i you once drove and are now a driving expert.

And to the dousche that quoted a nurbergring time. Step away from the computer and find a female. Your keeping jergens in business.

[HeavyMetal]

Is every commenter below the age of 15?

[Buffalo Phil]

Is every commenter below the age of 15?

Easily.

[CumminsJeep]

It can't possibly be THAT bad around a corner….Put some fatter Toyo R888s on it and lets see what happens