If inanimate objects had feels

[wannabejeep]

this is kinda terrible too LOL

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cto/4489881818.html

ok folks step right up and play guess the owners ethnicity! Here's your host Ku Klux Kenievel!

[BRock89GW]

That's got bicycle chain, motorcycle chain, and hay elevator chain. Everything but king Arthur's chain mail, which would have made a great sun visor. This guy had a tractor supply build list. Probably did it in high school tech class, and took it to the mud big on the weekend to show off the flares to his girlfriend wearing a Luke Bryan shirt and a mossy oak hat and that browning doe buck love tattoo on her wrist. Did we not all have the coolest ideas at 17?

[92xjlaredo]

That's got bicycle chain, motorcycle chain, and hay elevator chain. Everything but king Arthur's chain mail, which would have made a great sun visor. This guy had a tractor supply build list. Probably did it in high school tech class, and took it to the mud big on the weekend to show off the flares to his girlfriend wearing a Luke Bryan shirt and a mossy oak hat and that browning doe buck love tattoo on her wrist. Did we not all have the coolest ideas at 17?

Such an awesome description lololol

I can even picture it too...tall short hair...slightly built but not ebough to actually be strong, tribal tattoos all over the place that are supposed to look like things buy only he can see what they're supposed to be because he's too hip and cool for you to understand the meaning behind them. And of course his jeep has some flavor of masculine interco(urse) tires.....lol whooooo let's go mudridin!