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  • #1

    Dating Excursion

    Haircut-CHECK!

    Shave-CHECK!

    Shower-CHECK!

    Nice outfit-CHECK!

    Smelling good-CHECK!

    Fresh breath-CHECK!

    Going up to door to greet her/pick her up for said date-CHECK!

    Her favorite flower, a fresh bright gerber daisy of orange/yellow color-CHECK!

    Opening passenger door of vehicle for her-CHECK!

    Vehicle fully washed, compounded and waxed, interior smelling good-CHECK!

    Dinner at her favorite restaurant-CHECK!

    Polite/good manors and all that stuff on my part-CHECK!

    When I went to drop her off, open passenger door, walk her to her front door-CHECK!

    The statement I made as we stood at her door when dropping her off. "I had a nice time tonight Alex, I'd like to see you again sometime. Goodnight" Followed by a real basic peck on the cheek!

    So you guys want to know if I have heard from her since???????????

    Apparently picking a girl up and taking her on a date in a 2013 Dodge Ram 4500 wasn't a good idea

    HOONIGAN FOR LIFE
    OLD 4X4'S NEVER DIE!!!!!
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    #nexttimebuyaferrari #newb
    No worries, I'm not actually back, I'm just reminiscing about the old days.


    ForSure Motorsports
    Win or Lose, We Booze.


    Vice President of Internal Affairs at Dirty Donny's House of Hookers

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    • #3
      Sorry I just wanted free dinner
      I drive a Datsun

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      • #4
        Any girl that wouldn't date you because of your ride is cunt.

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        • #5
          wtf?! That's messed up
          mrs. heavymetal from jeepforum
          2022 JL Rubicon

          Originally posted by hoggie101
          and everyone qute dis because its the best grammer im going to have all year

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          • #6
            good practice?
            2005 Jeep Wrangler Rubicon Unlimited
            1945 Willys-Overland CJ2A

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            • #7
              If she doesnt like your truck, she's obviously not DEZERTMOM material... just sayin.
              "Watching you work on your Jeep is like watching a doctor operate on a cadaver...
              It may be good practice, but in the end it won't do much good." -My Mother.

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              • #8
                I picked my girl up in my xj. It was filthy on the exterior and clean on the inside. You know she told me? I love your jeep. As I replied I hate this fucking thing. She's a keeper.
                Dizz dizz go sleep sleep

                Driver 4677 FSM vehicle

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                • #9
                  Next time, Steve, show up in your work cloths, unshaven and unbathed with a Tecate in your hand and say "HEY, LETS GET SOME MEXICAN FOOD, I FUCKING LOVE TACOS" and see what happens. Maybe she'll jump your bone right there.
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Buffalo Phil View Post
                    Next time, Steve, show up in your work cloths, unshaven and unbathed with a Tecate in your hand and say "HEY, LETS GET SOME MEXICAN FOOD, I FUCKING LOVE TACOS" and see what happens. Maybe she'll jump your bone right there.
                    BOLD, I like it and second it.
                    Hack Shack Racing #4632 Jeep TJ

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                    • #11
                      It wasnt the truck. I just have no service here. I had a lovely time and i put out on the second date i promise. Call me

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by crosbike View Post
                        It wasnt the truck. I just have no service here. I had a lovely time and i put out on the second date i promise. Call me


                        "you're a sick fuck!"
                        - Will


                        Originally posted by fizzy
                        or am asians pants not a read end lol.
                        Originally posted by DizzDizz
                        aliens probed my husband

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                        • #13
                          mrs. heavymetal from jeepforum
                          2022 JL Rubicon

                          Originally posted by hoggie101
                          and everyone qute dis because its the best grammer im going to have all year

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by HeavyMetal View Post


                            "you're a sick fuck!"
                            LOL.
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by HitItWithSomeSpeed View Post
                              If she doesnt like your truck, she's obviously not DEZERTMOM material... just sayin.
                              TRUTH.



                              DezertMom may be rather hard to find where you are.....
                              No worries, I'm not actually back, I'm just reminiscing about the old days.


                              ForSure Motorsports
                              Win or Lose, We Booze.


                              Vice President of Internal Affairs at Dirty Donny's House of Hookers

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