Who here LOVES snow?

[Lawn Guyland]

burn it all

[murdered out manche]

Sold my sled, no longer enjoy snow...

[HitItWithSomeSpeed]

...Does Kel love Orange soda?

[Buffalo Phil]

Do you love snow? How much do you love it? Do you love sledding? Do you love hot cocoa on the back porch as it slowly accumulates around you? Do you frolic around and make snow angels? Do you make forts in the snow and make snowballs and throw them at innocent bystanders? When you go outside in the snow, do you get the sudden urge to masturbate violently in the middle of the unplowed streets??

Then I have a deal for you, since you fucking love this bullshit so much, you, a special person who has a deep appreciation for the snow, can grab your dick and grab a shovel and come to my house and fucking shovel my driveway. Bring your snowblower, bring your fucking friends, in fact, you can bring the whole goddamn 'We Love Snow' club to my driveway and quickly get rid of it because I'm sick of it and fuck you.