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    Who here LOVES snow?

    Do you love snow? How much do you love it? Do you love sledding? Do you love hot cocoa on the back porch as it slowly accumulates around you? Do you frolic around and make snow angels? Do you make forts in the snow and make snowballs and throw them at innocent bystanders? When you go outside in the snow, do you get the sudden urge to masturbate violently in the middle of the unplowed streets??

    Then I have a deal for you, since you fucking love this bullshit so much, you, a special person who has a deep appreciation for the snow, can grab your dick and grab a shovel and come to my house and fucking shovel my driveway. Bring your snowblower, bring your fucking friends, in fact, you can bring the whole goddamn 'We Love Snow' club to my driveway and quickly get rid of it because I'm sick of it and fuck you.
    Last edited by Buffalo Phil; 02-13-2014, 11:21 AM.
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    • #3
      Sold my sled, no longer enjoy snow...
      95 xj JY 3" 35" truxus mt's

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      • #4
        burn it all
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        and everyone qute dis because its the best grammer im going to have all year

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            • #7
              The best are the "you live in New England, it snows during the winter. deal with it" people, so cheery, so tolerant.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Nick View Post
                The best are the "you live in New England, it snows during the winter. deal with it" people, so cheery, so tolerant.
                Those are the people that can go jump in a wood chipper.
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Buffalo Phil View Post
                  Those are the people that can go jump in a wood chipper.
                  Make videos of it.....
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Buffalo Phil View Post
                    Those are the people that can go jump in a wood chipper.
                    this ill agree with


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                    or am asians pants not a read end lol.
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                    • #11
                      I only agree with the masturbating...I thought everybody did that.

                      I usually like the first storm or two. Then winter can go fuck itself. Especially this year.
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by HeavyMetal View Post
                        this ill agree with


                        "LOOK HOW LOGICAL AND ACCEPTING I AM OF MY ENVIRONMENT"
                        Exactly, yet none of them have yet to offer to shovel my driveway for me. They are just a bunch of shitty facebook commandos.
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Pedro View Post
                          I only agree with the masturbating...I thought everybody did that.

                          I usually like the first storm or two. Then winter can go fuck itself. Especially this year.
                          this. and i like it even less when i dont have a jeep that runs.
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Buffalo Phil View Post
                            Exactly, yet none of them have yet to offer to shovel my driveway for me. They are just a bunch of shitty facebook commandos.
                            HEY. SCREW YOU. If my truck didnt do donuts simply by pulling out of my driveway, I might actually do it.
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