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  • #16
    Originally posted by Buffalo Phil View Post
    Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
    I quote this all the time Phil. haha, its so beautifully true.

    My big one is: Fuck 'em if they cant take a joke.

    That and: No truth can be unlearned.
    "Watching you work on your Jeep is like watching a doctor operate on a cadaver...
    It may be good practice, but in the end it won't do much good." -My Mother.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by HitItWithSomeSpeed View Post
      I quote this all the time Phil. haha, its so beautifully true.

      My big one is: Fuck 'em if they cant take a joke.

      That and: No truth can be unlearned.
      I was gonna put my money down on you saying if the first attempt doesnt work just hit it with some speed, if that doesnt work just hit it with all the speed you got.
      1981 CJ8 - old & dumb
      1988 Cherokee Limited - The Real Cherokee
      2001 TJ Sport - DD

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      • #18
        Hahaha, i just figured that one was a given.
        "Watching you work on your Jeep is like watching a doctor operate on a cadaver...
        It may be good practice, but in the end it won't do much good." -My Mother.

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Buffalo Phil View Post
          Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
          legitimately the only bit of advice from SiS ive ever gotten that was worth more than exactly 3 nuggets
          -00 XJ. 3.5", 33s. Stuff
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          • #20
            Originally posted by Buffalo Phil View Post
            Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
            Originally posted by HitItWithSomeSpeed View Post
            I quote this all the time Phil. haha, its so beautifully true.
            In fact I just sent this to a friend, as the guys at his work just hit an industrial watermain.
            "Watching you work on your Jeep is like watching a doctor operate on a cadaver...
            It may be good practice, but in the end it won't do much good." -My Mother.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by HitItWithSomeSpeed View Post
              In fact I just sent this to a friend, as the guys at his work just hit an industrial watermain.
              Helens gotta be pissed at that...
              2000 xj 4.5 clayton longarms with wontons with a touch of
              97' zj
              2012 surbra imperza DD
              im a motivation machine like the hammer and sickle in communism

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              • #22
                Never let white people cut your hair.

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                • #23
                  “Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.”
                  2000 XJ: "The Black Jeep"
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                  • #24
                    I hope to satan that all of you don't go about your life with these floating in your head.

                    I mean jeez, cliché's are bad enough while floating through 10th grade poetry assignments.



                    Except "Warship Satan."


                    Because the US Navy should have a U.S.S. Satan.
                    dirty30

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                    • #25
                      I'm having problems distinguishing this thread with Facebook at the moment.

                      Originally posted by Hydra View Post
                      I hope to satan that all of you don't go about your life with these floating in your head.

                      I mean jeez, cliché's are bad enough while floating through 10th grade poetry assignments.



                      Except "Warship Satan."
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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Buffalo Phil View Post
                        I'm having problems distinguishing this thread with Facebook at the moment.


                        Pun intended
                        97 XJ.

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                        • #27
                          ^^^

                          Call the whaaaambulance!

                          SiS is picking up in posts for the first time in a while, and suddenly a thread that could be potentially funny and or just insightful slightly resembles shit that gets posted somewhere else on the web. oh the fucking no's.

                          Heres a life lesson for you, try pissing into the wind sometime. Might do you guys some good.
                          "Watching you work on your Jeep is like watching a doctor operate on a cadaver...
                          It may be good practice, but in the end it won't do much good." -My Mother.

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                          • #28
                            mrs. heavymetal from jeepforum
                            2022 JL Rubicon

                            Originally posted by hoggie101
                            and everyone qute dis because its the best grammer im going to have all year

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                            • #29
                              Never waste a boner.
                              P8R

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by HitItWithSomeSpeed View Post
                                ^^^

                                Call the whaaaambulance!

                                SiS is picking up in posts for the first time in a while, and suddenly a thread that could be potentially funny and or just insightful slightly resembles shit that gets posted somewhere else on the web. oh the fucking no's.

                                Heres a life lesson for you, try pissing into the wind sometime. Might do you guys some good.
                                To resist is to piss in the wind, anyone who does will end up smelling.

                                Its been said I caused this, and that there are scholarly articles that coincide with those valid thoughts.
                                dirty30

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