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  • 2014, A new year for false hope!

    Well, well, well...
    It appears it's that time of the year again. Time to pretend we're going to change our lives for the better, be more proactive, more motivated, eat healthier, masturbate less...or more, find true love and most importantly believe in ourselves..at least for the first couple of weeks of the year.

    http://sisoffroad.com/forums/showthr...ars+Resolution

    The link above, I assume it is filled with a bunch of dudes who smoke more, do less, and have gained weight. I know I have.

    So, let us release our cocks from the furious grip that is attempting to release all of the frustrations of 2013 and update as to our pathetic New Year's Resolutions to change our mundane lives, humdrum occupations, rust bucket, money pit vehicles, for the better. And in one year from now, someone can come bump this thread and make everyone feel badly about themselves.

    Me? I haven't decided yet. Maybe I'll be nicer to fat girls this year.
    Last edited by Riot; 01-01-2014, 02:58 PM.
    Is it egg nog season yet?

  • #2
    based on that link

    Nicole became a gym beast as promised
    - Will


    Originally posted by fizzy
    or am asians pants not a read end lol.
    Originally posted by DizzDizz
    aliens probed my husband

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    • #3
      14:47 hours into the New Year and William Gentile is in the doghouse.
      Is it egg nog season yet?

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      • #4
        she did...
        - Will


        Originally posted by fizzy
        or am asians pants not a read end lol.
        Originally posted by DizzDizz
        aliens probed my husband

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        • #5
          Originally posted by HeavyMetal View Post
          she did...
          Oh. I thought that was sarcasm.

          Just as well.. If she became a fat girl, I'm not sure how much nicer I'd really have been able to be.
          Is it egg nog season yet?

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          • #6
            I actually did have a good two months or so where I went to the gym and lost 10-15 pounds. Then I stopped. I'm going to try it again now that I have a better reason to lose weight. I just got engaged so I gotta look good in my wedding dress come august

            Other than that I'm going to try to drink less...but it probably won't happen.
            P8R

            2012 Honda Accord - For DD/MPG Porpoises - Cooper Tire: Count on Cooper
            2014 Granite Crystal WK2 Limited - Nitto Tire: Fueled by Enthusiasts

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            • #7
              woohoo! i am super happy to say i was successful with my 2013 resolution

              for 2014...continue to stay in shape. looking into boxing or something similar.

              buy a house with sir william...and get a dog
              mrs. heavymetal from jeepforum
              2022 JL Rubicon

              Originally posted by hoggie101
              and everyone qute dis because its the best grammer im going to have all year

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              • #8
                All hope is lost...


                I never make any promises
                dirty30

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                • #9
                  Here I am thinking I'm going to have to defend still being fat and still drinking..... But looking back.... Glad I didn't follow through on that resolution.
                  No worries, I'm not actually back, I'm just reminiscing about the old days.


                  ForSure Motorsports
                  Win or Lose, We Booze.


                  Vice President of Internal Affairs at Dirty Donny's House of Hookers

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                  • #10
                    Buy more 45 ammo.....no more is necessary
                    -00 XJ. 3.5", 33s. Stuff
                    https://www.facebook.com/M3TALurgist
                    I Love Scott Decker and Erik Miller
                    -Ian

                    "Blood makes you related, Loyalty makes you family"

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                    • #11
                      I really didn't have any last year except to buy a Jeep to start working on. I did that last March and it's been on blocks in the barn ever since. This year it has to be working on the Jeep. My goal is to have it on the streets by May.

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                      • #12
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                        Official Space Shuttle Door Gunner of the Chechnyan Space Program

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                        • #13
                          I lost 25lbs…..and gained 10 back. still 15 down TIme to lose the other 10 again

                          97 TJ that I think is pretty neat.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by CumminsJeep View Post
                            I lost 25lbs…..and gained 10 back. still 15 down TIme to lose the other 10 again
                            Yeaaaa right!!!! IN YOUR BRA!
                            P8R

                            2012 Honda Accord - For DD/MPG Porpoises - Cooper Tire: Count on Cooper
                            2014 Granite Crystal WK2 Limited - Nitto Tire: Fueled by Enthusiasts

                            Poontang Pro 300EX 42" - For lawn porpoises
                            OG KOT #4736 Semper Sky Rock Racing/Standardbred Racing Designs 15.5 HP Turbo-Cool Craftsman, 6 Spd w/ crawl box, fat turf treads, Custom paint, and a red onzie

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