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There once was a tale of two boys,
They really enjoyed their sex toys,
One would stir, while the other would purr,
And make a really disturbing noise.
In early November, If I do remember,
The boys became increasingly bored,
One had an XJ and thought the other was sexay,
and then they went to the store.
"Let's make some eggnog," Bryan suggested,
Caleb pulled out and found it depressing--Bryan was no longer tight,
So he started making a list, and cleaning his fist
As they made their way to shoprite.
Walking through aisles,
Caleb had to smile, for they had made the right decision,
Bryan would giggle, then start to wiggle,
...probably from all of the fisting.
It was time to checkout,
When Caleb opened his mouth,
And explained, "We shall not tell a soul!"
So, Bryan kept quiet, except he told Riot,
Who now had an ultimate goal,
The two boys went home and finished their mixing,
They had created eggnog and it was so delicious but Bryan had forgotten their deal,
He hopped on SIS in hopes to impress,
but only their fate he would seal.
With Bryan now gone, Caleb had to keep busy,
No more eggnog, just gay sex with Dizzy,
Half the folks here wont appreciate this poem,
But now Riot has.. accomplished his goal.
It was early November, If I do remember,
Time for decorations, lights, and the Yule Log,
When against all odds,...and most gods,
the boys teamed up, And made Eggnog.
'Tis the season boys and girls. The time year eggnog reigns supreme or your opinion is wrong.
Enjoy!
They really enjoyed their sex toys,
One would stir, while the other would purr,
And make a really disturbing noise.
In early November, If I do remember,
The boys became increasingly bored,
One had an XJ and thought the other was sexay,
and then they went to the store.
"Let's make some eggnog," Bryan suggested,
Caleb pulled out and found it depressing--Bryan was no longer tight,
So he started making a list, and cleaning his fist
As they made their way to shoprite.
Walking through aisles,
Caleb had to smile, for they had made the right decision,
Bryan would giggle, then start to wiggle,
...probably from all of the fisting.
It was time to checkout,
When Caleb opened his mouth,
And explained, "We shall not tell a soul!"
So, Bryan kept quiet, except he told Riot,
Who now had an ultimate goal,
The two boys went home and finished their mixing,
They had created eggnog and it was so delicious but Bryan had forgotten their deal,
He hopped on SIS in hopes to impress,
but only their fate he would seal.
With Bryan now gone, Caleb had to keep busy,
No more eggnog, just gay sex with Dizzy,
Half the folks here wont appreciate this poem,
But now Riot has.. accomplished his goal.
It was early November, If I do remember,
Time for decorations, lights, and the Yule Log,
When against all odds,...and most gods,
the boys teamed up, And made Eggnog.
'Tis the season boys and girls. The time year eggnog reigns supreme or your opinion is wrong.
Enjoy!
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