Does anyone have the app? It's fantastic. I recommend you get it if you don't have it. It's great for adding to alcoholism and the best part is that it's free for you cheap fucks!
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"Discover the most popular local bars and beers wherever you go
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Personalized beer suggestions help find your new favorite brew"
"Discover the most popular local bars and beers wherever you go
Share your beer reviews and photos with your friends
Personalized beer suggestions help find your new favorite brew"
Perfect for you now that you are a self proclaimed fake alcoholic.
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I prefer a special blend brewed only in a deep cave in abu dhabi by buddhist monks, it then sits for 14 years aging to the perfect taste. it is not sold in any stores anywhere, and you can only receive it via invite only. only the people with the most refined taste can appreciate it, and if you cant, then you dont know what good alcohol is! Oh and it does not have a name. "Names" are for alcoholic drinks the peons and petty underlings enjoy after their day of labor.
I prefer a special blend brewed only in a deep cave in abu dhabi by buddhist monks, it then sits for 14 years aging to the perfect taste. it is not sold in any stores anywhere, and you can only receive it via invite only. only the people with the most refined taste can appreciate it, and if you cant, then you dont know what good alcohol is! Oh and it does not have a name. "Names" are for alcoholic drinks the peons and petty underlings enjoy after their day of labor.
When I went to the beer fest, I had one of these moments, just always forgot to tell you the story.
I was talking to one of the reps from Brooklyn brewery for quite sometime and after about 10 minutes of conversation he asks me if I want to try something a friend and one of the other brewers gave him, so I said sure and he gave me like maybe half an inch worth the beer at the bottom of the sampling glass. I tried it, it was INCREDIBLE, unlike anything I had ever tasted before, so I asked what is it?
He replies, "That beer is made in Austria, they get the water from deep in the alps by carrying snow down the mountain from above the tree line, so it is free of contaminates. It is brewed by a family who has been making the same beer recipe for over 400 years. They use the finest strain of Bavarian hops normally reserved for noble beers made for kings. The barley is locally grown and malted by them, using centuries old family techniques. After it's brewed it is bottled and aged for 12 years"
I was like wow, and noting the bite of the beer I ask the alcohol percentage, he tells me 14% i'm like damnn. What's the name of it?
He says it has no name, and proceeded to tell me the town in Austria I'd have to travel to and the family's name I would have to ask for. Then says once I get to their farm it would cost over $100 a bottle.
Could have been full of shit, completely possible... But intriguing real story, nonetheless
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You check in any different beer you have and can see how many different beers Youve drank. It's fun to accumulate different types and you get medals based on kinds you've drank. I like it at least
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2012 Honda Accord - For DD/MPG Porpoises - Cooper Tire: Count on Cooper
2014 Granite Crystal WK2 Limited - Nitto Tire: Fueled by Enthusiasts
Poontang Pro 300EX 42" - For lawn porpoises
OG KOT #4736 Semper Sky Rock Racing/Standardbred Racing Designs 15.5 HP Turbo-Cool Craftsman, 6 Spd w/ crawl box, fat turf treads, Custom paint, and a red onzie
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