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  • Never thought I'd own 274 horses

    Ok, it's not a mustang Thats right, I bought a fucking Kia, made in Georgia. Yup... America. I found this 2011 Optima SX Turbo in Remington Red (yea, more America) with the Premium package a few weeks ago. Heated and cooled seats, dual sunroof, leather for better fart deflection, 6speed AUTO with flappy paddles, and the remaining 100k mile warranty. I got a new job where I'm commuting and needed something good on gas, but couldn't get anything with too much of a vagina and always liked these from back in the Enterprise days. Going 450 miles on a tank of gas and getting 35mpg on the highway is incredible. #optimaisbestkorea

    And so it begins SISonroad











    Still jelly, Will. Would much rather have the mustang.
    P8R

    2012 Honda Accord - For DD/MPG Porpoises - Cooper Tire: Count on Cooper
    2014 Granite Crystal WK2 Limited - Nitto Tire: Fueled by Enthusiasts

    Poontang Pro 300EX 42" - For lawn porpoises
    OG KOT #4736 Semper Sky Rock Racing/Standardbred Racing Designs 15.5 HP Turbo-Cool Craftsman, 6 Spd w/ crawl box, fat turf treads, Custom paint, and a red onzie

  • #2
    Damn. Thats a sharp car though. These things have come leaps and bounds
    Dan.
    2000 XJ, BJ 60 front, welded, 5.13's, 3 link, ruffstuff heims. D70 rear, detroit, 5.13's, discs. stretched. trail ready beadlocks. 39" Red labels. 4:1 Klune V-drive/D20, PSC full hydro

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    • #3
      Very nice.....I admit, Kia is making some nice cars now.

      I also see you went Top Gear with the "Flappy Paddle Gearbox".
      1998 XJ.....Finally.
      1997 ZJ 4.0L....The wife's ride.


      ...And I'm a Mac

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      • #4
        i cant believe you got an automatic, why even buy a vehicle in that case? does it still drive with an auto trans?
        - Will


        Originally posted by fizzy
        or am asians pants not a read end lol.
        Originally posted by DizzDizz
        aliens probed my husband

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        • #5
          It's amazing that these used to be throw away cars now they are pretty nice
          Dizz dizz go sleep sleep

          Driver 4677 FSM vehicle

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          • #6
            Very classy.
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            • #7
              So much less America in this thread, carry on i'm going to the other one......




              I wonder how long it'd take hux to do 274...
              No worries, I'm not actually back, I'm just reminiscing about the old days.


              ForSure Motorsports
              Win or Lose, We Booze.


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              • #8
                Kias aren't the toilets they used to be. just like auto trans aren't as bad as they used to be either.

                i'm hoping i get hit in my sick whip so i can go buy a brand new VW TDI or at least 2011+ with every option and 6 speed.

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                • #9
                  I thought this was Wills thread with a changed title due to auto trans driveline power loss
                  I drive a Datsun

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Burton58 View Post
                    I thought this was Wills thread with a changed title due to auto trans driveline power loss
                    I remember when Will bought his Subaru...


                    OMFG SLUSHBOX OMFG POWA LOSS OMFG IT'S NOT A REAL CAR.
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                    • #11
                      I have to say, I hate having to pull the shifter down to D and just hitting the gas and going it's the worst in traffic
                      P8R

                      2012 Honda Accord - For DD/MPG Porpoises - Cooper Tire: Count on Cooper
                      2014 Granite Crystal WK2 Limited - Nitto Tire: Fueled by Enthusiasts

                      Poontang Pro 300EX 42" - For lawn porpoises
                      OG KOT #4736 Semper Sky Rock Racing/Standardbred Racing Designs 15.5 HP Turbo-Cool Craftsman, 6 Spd w/ crawl box, fat turf treads, Custom paint, and a red onzie

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                      • #12
                        i think you and phil should race
                        mrs. heavymetal from jeepforum
                        2022 JL Rubicon

                        Originally posted by hoggie101
                        and everyone qute dis because its the best grammer im going to have all year

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Burton58 View Post
                          I thought this was Wills thread with a changed title due to auto trans driveline power loss
                          your trolling is ineffective as i push the gas pedal and turn up the stereo
                          - Will


                          Originally posted by fizzy
                          or am asians pants not a read end lol.
                          Originally posted by DizzDizz
                          aliens probed my husband

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Lawn Guyland View Post
                            i think you and phil should race
                            I'll race him to the closest handicapped spot at stop and shop.
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                            • #15
                              Your jeep looks really nice, dude.
                              Just never really saw it before.
                              Is it egg nog season yet?

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