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  • New Jeep in 2014!?!1!?

    No its not a Gladiator, or a Grand Wagoneer, or even a new Cherokee.

    It is a Ford Fiesta-sized crossover that will be assembled in Italy and sold here as a replacement for the Compass and Patriot.

    Originally posted by Mike "Fuck It" Manley
    From a ride and fuel economy perspective, it will be competitive,the utility that you will get in an SUV in terms of cabin space and everything else.
    It will be similar to the Buick Encore



    Jeep ... So hot right now. Jeep.


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    This post gave me the sudden urge to rip the monitor off the desk and throw it against the wall.
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    • #3
      Originally posted by Buffalo Phil View Post
      This post gave me the sudden urge to rip the monitor off the desk and throw it against the wall.
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      1998 XJ.....Finally.
      1997 ZJ 4.0L....The wife's ride.


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      • #4
        I'd buy It
        I drive a Datsun

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Burton58 View Post
          I'd buy It
          Is that because Richard Hammond professed his fondness for the Fiesta ST on Top Gear this week?

          Because we all know this car will be worse than the Cherokee.

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          • #6
            I believe the only people that would buy this are the following:
            1)Women in their 40's having a crisis
            or
            2)Seniors above 70 having a crisis....or creeping out much younger women and children.

            The above analysis is due to an old man who shops at the market who stalks anything in his path.....and drives a Compass.

            Then again, my boss who is 25, and is a party animal and is a master of one-night stands....drives a Patriot.
            1998 XJ.....Finally.
            1997 ZJ 4.0L....The wife's ride.


            ...And I'm a Mac

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Chaos View Post

              Then again, my boss who is 25, and is a party animal and is a master of one-night stands....drives a Patriot.
              Four doors for more whores.
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Nick View Post
                Is that because Richard Hammond professed his fondness for the Fiesta ST on Top Gear this week?

                Because we all know this car will be worse than the Cherokee.
                not a fan of the focus or fiesta st's

                good gas mileage and can carry stuff? sounds better than a rav-4 or cr-v any day
                I drive a Datsun

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Burton58 View Post
                  not a fan of the focus or fiesta st's

                  good gas mileage and can carry stuff? sounds better than a rav-4 or cr-v any day
                  does it ever get old being devils advocate for boring practical non-brand oriented cars?
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                  • #10
                    if it doesn't look like shit I wouldn't complain about the gf having one for a dd. I know its hard to believe but I like the patriots. As for the ford st's I really don't like them
                    I drive a Datsun

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Burton58 View Post
                      if it doesn't look like shit I wouldn't complain about the gf having one for a dd. I know its hard to believe but I like the patriots. As for the ford st's I really don't like them
                      - Will


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                      or am asians pants not a read end lol.
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                      • #12
                        What's with the constant need to "carry stuff?"

                        What is it that you are carrying around so often you need a car with a rear cargo area to do so? Is it less stuff than what would require an actual SUV or a truck?

                        For the times I have really needed to move "stuff" my car has perfectly sufficed.

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                        • #13
                          i just said that on the fly cause i was working. i really meant a good mileage small suv. as i said it would be for my gf not me because she likes suv's and isn't comfortable in a car. that's why i got her an XJ
                          I drive a Datsun

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Buffalo Phil View Post
                            Four doors for more whores.
                            That is completely true

                            Everyday, there's a new story about his conquests.....and also explains why the center console, cd player mount, and the e brake were all broken when I got the XJ
                            1998 XJ.....Finally.
                            1997 ZJ 4.0L....The wife's ride.


                            ...And I'm a Mac

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                            • #15
                              They already have the shitty patriot for that. And that's a dodge caliber with jeep badges. That should tell you something. That something is that they are absolutely horrible pieces of shit.
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