Funny quotes

[DizzDizz]

What's some of the funny quotes you have heard over the ages?

"You don't shit about fuck."

"It could be raining pussy and and you will get hot in the face with a dick."

"Stop sucking"!"

[Chaos]

"Sucks to suck"

"I'll knock your nuts up your ass"

The second one was of my own doing in a screaming ramble at a former roommate.

[Asian Mike]

"Dude, you know your email says Mr. Anal right?"

[CumminsJeep]

i enjoy using "who farted in your cereal this morning" for grumpy people