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A rant/open letter, by Pete Marcelliano
A rant/open letter, by Pete Marcelliano
To the douschebag in Hoboken, NJ who stole my brothers Forest Green 1999 Jeep Cherokee Sport. It had a 2" lift and 30" Firestone MT tires and about 140k miles. We would like it back. thanks. Call Ben, my brother.
To the douschebag hick redneck assfuck in east bumble fuck New Jersey with crooked ass teeth. fuck you. You put up an add on the central jersey craigslist titled "33" BF GoodWrench tires - 200." ITS FUCKING GOODRICH. You advertised them as 90% tread, they were more like 65%, but whatever still a deal. I promptly called you about them today and you said that you would take 150 and for me to come get them because the other guy interested was still 50/50 on buying them. I traveled approximately 60 miles to your house through the beautiful pine barrons of NJ where I encountered many trucks with way too much lift ( no pics, sorry). I showed up at your house to see you in the driveway, a high school boy who was definitely a pothead with long curly blonde hair down to your shoulders, ripped ass jeans, front two teeth in the shape of a V, and a shirt that you must have been wearing for a year. Whatever, you were selling me tires so i'd manage your appearance for the 5 minutes I was there. Your father was there next to you as well, a nice man who I began a conversation with about the ZJ you were lifting while you received a phone call from another person. Here is where I begin to hate you. You got off the phone to tell me that the tires were already claimed by another person and you must have confused me and another kid. "you have got to be kidding me," I said. You said, "nope, sorry man the guy already put a deposit down and I didnt think you were coming." YOU TOLD ME TO FUCKING COME!!! HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT TO KEEP TRACK OF TWO GODDAMN PHONE NUMBERS.FUCK.!! than you had the balls to ask me if I would be selling my 31's when I found some 33's. I said yea maybe and left. fuck you. have some god damn consideration for other people and make a phone call and tell me the other guy was buying them. oh and use your fucking brain as well.
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Fight Team
right there for ya! Stupid idiot people!
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