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    You are being forced to spend the next 10 years of your life in a basement. After those 10 years, you will receive $10 mil. Your basement comes fully furnished with a good bed, sink, a toilet, a shower and a trash chute. You are also being given a bonus 30 points to spend on items/amenities that you can take with you to your basement. BONUS BONUS: If you half your $10 mil payout to $5 mil, you will receive 35 points to spend. If you reduce your payout to zero, you receive 40 points.






    And go.
    Last edited by Nick; 02-12-2013, 05:10 PM.

  • #2
    Here's mine:

    Puppy - 6 pts
    TV - 7 pts
    Library - 4 pts
    Garden - 2 pts
    Kitchen - 6 pts
    Hygiene Products and Jacuzzi - 3 pts
    Model Train Set -2 pts

    Total Spent: 30 pts for 10 mil

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    • #3
      Puppy - 6 pts
      Workout room - 5 pts
      Comuter - 6pts
      Garden - 2 pts
      Kitchen - 6 pts
      Hygiene Products and Jacuzzi - 3 pts
      Model Train Set -2 pts

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Pete View Post
        Comuter - 6pts
        What do you intend to do with a computer with no internet? The internet is damn expensive.
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        • #5
          Oh right.....fuck

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          • #6
            Well then I think Nick nailed it then. For me at least

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            • #7
              6 - Kitchen
              5 - Workout Room
              3 - Hygiene Products and Jacuzzi
              6 - Kitten
              6 - Workshop w/ supplies
              2 - Skylight
              2 - Model Train Set

              30pts for $10m

              Or maybe replace the Skylight with the Garden...could get light through the greenhouse.

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              • #8
                workshop-6
                kitchen-6
                tv-7
                work out room-5
                hygiene -3
                cell phone-3
                30-pts. 10mil.
                Dan.
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                • #9
                  18- Stunningly attractive 18 year old
                  3- Hygiene products and jacuzzi
                  6- Full kitchen, unlimited ingredients
                  2- Garden with greenhouse
                  1- gun with 3 bullets

                  30 pts- $10 million



                  And i know what you all are thinking.... No unlimited booze??? sacrafices my friends. Although the real question is: Is a ten year open bar worth $5 million??
                  Last edited by Zullock Holmes; 02-12-2013, 08:26 PM.
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                  • #10
                    Work out room 6
                    Puppy 6
                    Kitchen 6
                    Skylight 2
                    TV 7
                    Hygiene w/ jacuzzi 3

                    30 points for 10 mill

                    That or
                    18 year old girl 18
                    Kitchen so she can cook 6
                    Work out room 6
                    ...... J'in it would get old and the spank bank would get worn out
                    P8R

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                    • #11
                      Skylight- 2 points
                      Kitchen- 6 points
                      Higene products and Jacuzzi- 3 points
                      Garden with greenhouse- 2 points
                      Library/Study- 4 points
                      Cell phone- 3 points
                      TV- 7 points
                      Medical w/upgrade- 3 points
                      Workout room- 5 points

                      35 points for $5,000,000...
                      I make $500,000 a year and I have $0 in expenses
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                      • #12
                        Here's the thing about the girl:

                        In theory, having a smoking hot 18 year old girl who is DTF all the time would be great.

                        BUT... you have to spend 10 years in a basement with that chick. how annoying would that get? And eventually, she wont be 18 anymore, by the end of the experience, she'd be a worn-out 28 year old who has spent the past decade trapped in a bunker with you and no other form of entertainment

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Nick View Post
                          Here's the thing about the girl:

                          In theory, having a smoking hot 18 year old girl who is DTF all the time would be great.

                          BUT... you have to spend 10 years in a basement with that chick. how annoying would that get? And eventually, she wont be 18 anymore, by the end of the experience, she'd be a worn-out 28 year old who has spent the past decade trapped in a bunker with you and no other form of entertainment
                          Exactly why shes not on my list. TV says "all channels" so Im assuming I can find a smoking 18 year old any time lol
                          Dan.
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                          • #14
                            18 year old- 18 slam piece is necessary for jon mac's boner.
                            kitchen- 6 when ya gotta eat ya gotta eat. and when a woman needs a kitchen she needs a kitchen.
                            medical care- 2 gotta keep the slam piece in prime condition.
                            booze- 5 if i have my 18 year old friend we may as well rage together.
                            hygiene/ hot tub- 3 dress to impress.
                            pool table- 1 .........had a point left so fuck it.

                            35 points for 5 mil.
                            Last edited by konastinky1234; 02-12-2013, 09:00 PM.
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Nick View Post
                              Here's the thing about the girl:

                              In theory, having a smoking hot 18 year old girl who is DTF all the time would be great.

                              BUT... you have to spend 10 years in a basement with that chick. how annoying would that get? And eventually, she wont be 18 anymore, by the end of the experience, she'd be a worn-out 28 year old who has spent the past decade trapped in a bunker with you and no other form of entertainment
                              Isnt that like marriage?
                              P8R

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