Facebook free......alone in the world: A short story

[hippie metal]

Day 1.

Captains log:

December 28th, 2012: I've left what most would call "facebook", because I could no longer deal with what the masses have come to terms with as normal. I've come to realize that the outside world has become a very dark place since the change. Civilian life is almost non-existent, the slightest noise and they scurry like sewer rats. I've taken this plunge without using rational thought. I have no light, no food source....no shelter. I'll be keeping log, hopefully shed some light on what life used to be...BEFORE FACEBOOK

[StompJrKz400]

I see... Darkness.... Pain .... Life without grumpy cat, face palms, and redits.....

And everyone would still use MySpace

[Buffalo Phil]

Oh...you quit facebook...how...rebellious of you...

[konastinky1234]

Oh...you quit facebook...how...rebellious of you...

this guy's genius

[hippie metal]

Oh...you quit facebook...how...rebellious of you...

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2GuFAb7u78[/ame]

[lilnapsak]

i quit 3 months ago. im stil trying to break the habbit of clicking the app on my phone or typing it into the address bar

[Riot]

I tried to find you today, actually.

Then I went back to my status that you recently commented on, and it looks as though I had a conversation with myself.

Thanks for being a jerk!

[Carlleen]

been facebook free for almost a year now. I still sneek a peek at Laurens now and then.

I want to make a joke account.

[hippie metal]

I tried to find you today, actually.

Then I went back to my status that you recently commented on, and it looks as though I had a conversation with myself.

Thanks for being a jerk!

Whadya need buddy? I'll return one day and you wont look so crazy

[Lawn Guyland]

im sure those of you who left it have your reasons

but i cant stand when people post 'going to delete my facebook blah blah blah' and people comment and are like 'wahh dont leave' and then...they dont delete it

or the people who leave because they want to focus on 'their lives' and the people they care about...its called, delete those people you dont want to hear from? just an idea...lol

[hippie metal]

im sure those of you who left it have your reasons

but i cant stand when people post 'going to delete my facebook blah blah blah' and people comment and are like 'wahh dont leave' and then...they dont delete it

or the people who leave because they want to focus on 'their lives' and the people they care about...its called, delete those people you dont want to hear from? just an idea...lol

I nixed mi.e because it was necoming mind numbing

[Lawn Guyland]

I nixed mi.e because it was necoming mind numbing

that i can agree with. i have blocked people from my news feed just because they either overposted or i just dont want to see it

but the people who believe they are "above" facebook are definitely...interesting?

[hippie metal]

but the people who believe they are "above" facebook are definitely...interesting?

I'd agree. I'll eventually return because it has its qualities, but if I read one more jackass "guns are bad", "#this#that", "like= respect ignore=you get penis cancer and poop fresh razor blades", etc... I was gonna lose my fuckin' mind

[wannabejeep]

I can never leave facebook. It's my last remaining connection to meet high school girls these days. My goddamn creeper van is in the shop.

[hippie metal]

I can never leave facebook. It's my last remaining connection to meet high school girls these days. My goddamn creeper van is in the shop.