powerball

[Carlleen]

144,927,536 LBS of Bacon

222,965 Pigs to make that much Bacon. That is if every single part of their body becomes bacon....

[Carlleen]

i would buy boston bruins then fire them all and disband the team and tell all the asshol bruins fans to suck my dick!

just buy the NHL

[DizzDizz]

just buy the NHL

and never have a lock out again

[Burton58]

just buy the NHL

according to the news the devils are 181mil

[DizzDizz]

according to the news the devils are 181mil

the devils arent worth ten dollars.

[TSISam]

Think BIG people!

yankees.

[TSISam]

i'm still poor.

this is why:

the odds of winning the jackpot are about 1 in 175 million. To put that in perspective, here’s a list of things more likely to happen to you:

• Becoming a movie star (1 in 1.5 million)
• Hitting a hole in one on consecutive par-three golf holes (1 in 156 million)
• Being struck by lightning in your lifetime (1 in 10,000) or in a given one-year period (1 in 1 million)
• Randomly picking the name of one specific female in the U.S. (1 in 157 million)
• Getting attacked by a shark (1 in 11.5 million) or drowning at the beach (1 in 2 million). Being killed by a shark though, is less likely than a lottery win.
• Being involved in a car-deer collision in Hawaii (1 in 6,267)
• Being killed by a mountain lion in California (1 in 36 million) or dying from SARS anywhere in the U.S. (1 in 100 million)
• Dying from a college or high school football injury (1 in 59 million), from a bee sting (1 in 6.1 million) or by drowning in a bathtub (1 in 840,000)
• Being crushed by a vending machine (1 in 112 million)
• Being killed by radiation from a nearby nuclear meltdown (1 in 10 million)
• Becoming the president of the United States (1 in 10 million)
• Giving birth to identical quadruplets (1 in 15 million)
• Dying from using a right-handed product incorrectly if you are left-handed (1 in 4.4 million)
• Picking a perfect NCAA March Madness bracket (1 in 13.5 million)
• Being canonized (1 in 20 million)
• Becoming an astronaut (1 in 12.1 million)
• Being killed by a venomous animal or plant (1 in 3.4 million)
• Being killed by falling airplane parts (1 in 10 million)
Good luck!

http://www.freep.com/article/2012112...erball-jackpot

[Burton58]

the devils arent worth ten dollars.

you're right, one of the teams that went to the stanley cup last season must be terrible

[Zullock Holmes]

According to facebook, i would need to have bought 73 ferrari 458 italia's.
And to everyone saying i'd pay off my debt and my family's debt. Wake up that's not even close to 2% of half a billion dollars... Obv, i'll do that too.

Then onto myself....

Lake side mansion in North Carolina on a butt load of land

Mansion on an island somewhere

A helicopter

Vacation houses in my favorite global destinations

on to the toys:

Ferrari F12 berlinetta, 70 Dodge Challenger, 71 'cuda, 67 Shelby GT 500, Aston Martin DBS, 458 Italia Spyder (2x), Ram 3500 SRW with a cummins, a toterhome and trailer, a NASCAR hauler, a bunch of UTV's, every KOT approved tractor on craigslist, a really fancy bass boat

I'd race pro4's in TORC

I'd dable in the NASCAR camping world truck series

I'd open a brewery/restaurant named "Big Matty Z's"

I'd open a liquor company with multiple distilleries that make whiskey, rum, and tequila, respectively. (my favorite things to drink)

I'd buy this forum and force members to wear silly hats.

I'd open a chain of strip clubs and a hotel in Las Vegas.

I'd buy "Leave it to Beaver" in Hazelton, and bring in some better talent.

Then after all that, I'd run for President.... of the United States.

[DizzDizz]

My dad has been struck by lighting









Twice.

[hoggie101]

http://www.freep.com/article/2012112...erball-jackpot

Well congratulations you just ruined 90percent of my dreams

[DizzDizz]

Oh and I would buy a sea plan the one from the expendables.

[Carlleen]

i'm still poor.

this is why:


http://www.freep.com/article/2012112...erball-jackpot

Being a Sam...

Priceless

[TSISam]

[Crazy Reid]

i would buy boston bruins then fire them all and disband the team and tell all the asshol bruins fans to suck my dick!

If Dizzy had half a billion dollars, he would make men suck his dick?