Just hang this above your doorframe, and attach it to a set of pulleys and some string, the second you go to push your door open, this will come swinging down and clobber you in the forehead. It's guaranteed to put you to sleep.
You might wake up with a sore back and a broken forehead, but trust me, you'll sleep through the night like a baby.
P8R
2012 Honda Accord - For DD/MPG Porpoises - Cooper Tire: Count on Cooper
2014 Granite Crystal WK2 Limited - Nitto Tire: Fueled by Enthusiasts
Poontang Pro 300EX 42" - For lawn porpoises
OG KOT #4736 Semper Sky Rock Racing/Standardbred Racing Designs 15.5 HP Turbo-Cool Craftsman, 6 Spd w/ crawl box, fat turf treads, Custom paint, and a red onzie
I couldn't sleep last night either...went to be at 330 in the morning then woke up at 715...blargh, couldn't fall back to sleep. I definitely drank and ate waaaaayy too much.
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Just hang this above your doorframe, and attach it to a set of pulleys and some string, the second you go to push your door open, this will come swinging down and clobber you in the forehead. It's guaranteed to put you to sleep.
You might wake up with a sore back and a broken forehead, but trust me, you'll sleep through the night like a baby.
dude it would totally work too, you should market that...or build the pulley system up hahah
I couldn't sleep last night either...went to be at 330 in the morning then woke up at 715...blargh, couldn't fall back to sleep. I definitely drank and ate waaaaayy too much.
yeah i really have no idea whats causing mine, its almost like insomnia....then when i get to a certain point, ill catch that second wind.....fuckkkkkk
I couldn't sleep last night either...went to be at 330 in the morning then woke up at 715...blargh, couldn't fall back to sleep. I definitely drank and ate waaaaayy too much.
I know you J'd it
P8R
2012 Honda Accord - For DD/MPG Porpoises - Cooper Tire: Count on Cooper
2014 Granite Crystal WK2 Limited - Nitto Tire: Fueled by Enthusiasts
Poontang Pro 300EX 42" - For lawn porpoises
OG KOT #4736 Semper Sky Rock Racing/Standardbred Racing Designs 15.5 HP Turbo-Cool Craftsman, 6 Spd w/ crawl box, fat turf treads, Custom paint, and a red onzie
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