The Official SiS Poem Thread!!!!

[Carlleen]

Write a funny poem about the person above you. I will start with Dizzy because he is easy to make fun of.

Dizzy drives a purple car named Sparkle.
He picks up lady-boys and pants unbuckle.
He bites he seat belt and crys out uncle.
Then he pays his new friend With a Nickle.

[Zullock Holmes]

I totally clicked this thinking it said "Porn thread"

[Pedro]

Zullo works at the offroad land of Clayton
It's been less than an hour since he's probably eatin
He's building a buggy that's an idiot machine
It will be awhile until will's nuggets will be seen

[DizzDizz]

There once was a kid named Ryan
He used to be in the business of diein
Now he's a bum
But he's wills best chum
So I guess we will put up with his nonsense.

[Henchman]

Hickory dickory dock,
Dizzy loves the cock

[92xjlaredo]

there once was a man named henchmen
who had sex with all the gay men
he droppped his drawers
and opened his pores
fuck you henchmen.......


im not a fucking poet but whoevers next....have fun with me

[hippie metal]

There once was was a man named laredo.
sick bastard banged his kids playdoh
until that one ball roll
got stuck in his pee hole
...needless to say..he doeant do that anymore

[StompJrKz400]

Ryan loves the cock, everyone one on his Block
He used to go with a fag barber.
He gave some auditions
In many positions,
And now he plays flute with Dizzy

[hippie metal]

Ryan loves the cock, everyone one on his Block
He used to go with a fag barber.
He gave some auditions
In many positions,
And now he plays flute with Dizzy

......only sad cause this thread haz basically turned in the official SIS everyones gay poem thread..originality people!

[92xjlaredo]

......only sad cause this thread haz basically turned in the official SIS everyones gay poem thread..originality people!

what else did you expect...? lawls oh and btw awesome job with mine, NEVER woulda made that one

[hippie metal]

what else did you expect...? lawls oh and btw awesome job with mine, NEVER woulda made that one