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  • #61
    Originally posted by fullwidthxj191 View Post


    dan has seen the old girl
    Not deserving of an exalt grandma
    I don't always drink orange juice, but when I do, I prefer to chew it. #madpulp

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    • #62
      Originally posted by ninetysix-ex-jay View Post
      Not deserving of an exalt grandma
      you can exalt a grandma if you want

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      • #63
        Originally posted by wannabejeep View Post
        your loss. More for me
        only propelene glycol. propelene ethanol is toxic but glycol is essentially sugar.

        lol make sure u taste the right antifreeze

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        • #64
          haha you guys are fucking idiots




          i dont care wtf my antifreeze is made of, i'm not fucking tasting it

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          • #65
            antifreze is etholine glycol
            I don't always drink orange juice, but when I do, I prefer to chew it. #madpulp

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            • #66
              antifreeze is something you shouldn't be fucking putting in your body

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              • #67
                yeah that stuff is bad news bears.
                1993 XJ sport 3.5" rustys 33" MTZ's armored.
                1999 sierra
                1967 M725 Big and Slow
                -Dan

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                • #68
                  FUCKING GOT HIM.


                  I got so tired of all the failed home brew attempts, none of them worked. Finally i just so happened to find a small mouse trap at my work, took it home set it up last night with some cheese with peanut butter on top. I guess he just grabbed the cheese and ran, never put any pressure on the platform.

                  Well this morning i re-set it with peanut butter just smeared on.

                  About 3 minutes ago cruising sis minding my own business....

                  SNAP!

                  I ran out to the kitchen to watch his last quivers of life slowly seep out from his body.

                  I wanted to post pictures but seeing as there are women that cruise the forum, the sight of a bloody kitchen floor and mouse eyeballs protruded from the sockets i think ill pass.

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                  • #69
                    Awww... I wanted to see a dead mouse.
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                    • #70
                      Originally posted by Buffalo Phil View Post
                      Awww... I wanted to see a dead mouse.
                      you mean like this one




                      i changed my mind, he's caused me enough bullshit this week, i'm gonna hang him in the town center for everyone to see

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                      • #71
                        the ladies of sis will like you more if you hunted the mouse without a device intended for catching mice, then kept him alive as a pet.

                        www.eatsleepexp.wordpress.com

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                        • #72
                          that was my intentions in the beginning, but then he started going through the cabinets and dropping turdlets all over the counter


                          thats when shit got surius

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                          • #73
                            Originally posted by fullwidthxj191 View Post
                            you mean like this one




                            i changed my mind, he's caused me enough bullshit this week, i'm gonna hang him in the town center for everyone to see

                            DIDN;T KNOW WHAT HIT 'EM.
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                            • #74
                              father: "jesus christ you fuckin butchered him"

                              me: "damn, his eyes are comin out of his head"

                              father: "yours would be too if you had a damn guillotine come down on your skull like that"

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                              • #75
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