BIKE shenanigans....

[XJ Legendary XJ]

nice bike man i sometimes get wayy more excited about mine than my jeep so i dont blame you there. even though i have a cruiser id still go riding with ya any day.

[XJFez]

We'll have to get an SiS "bike run" goin or something. Are you guys all on BoRn?

[04WranglerX]

We'll have to get an SiS "bike run" goin or something. Are you guys all on BoRn?

There's a joke going on about an SIS ride... Long story short, there's a post every nice day asking who wants to go on a ride. never happens. I ride everyday like a mailman, rain,snow,sleet, sun whatever. I'm not on BoRn but i'm on stuntlife and gsxr.com. 06gsxr_CT.

[Tom]

pics later of my current bike situation... lets just say im cylinder deep into a good "spring cleanup"

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[The Installer]

We'll have to get an SiS "bike run" goin or something. Are you guys all on BoRn?

I'm on BoRn. I am there more than any Jeep forums now.

[snowblur17]

i'm jealous of all you guys with bikes..
this be my only bike..

They forgot to put the motor on your dirtbike

[Smin]

Nice bike man, I just recently got a bike myself. Hows the riding weather by you? It's awesome out here right now.

[XJFez]

what riding weather? LOL nah, i work outside year round rain or shine so i'm good for all conditions...but southern CT has recently been rainy and on the cooler side. Average highs have been in the low 50's the past week, weather keeps saying 60s but i've yet to see a good solid 60 on the thermometer. Soooon!

[YeaItsSlo]

its only april..

[grundlepunch]

WTF is BoRn?

[ninetysix-ex-jay]

Fez, PM me your phone number I'll call you this weekend for a ride if you want to go

[XJFez]

http://www.bandofriders.net/ Just like this forum, good people, tons of info, and group rides/races etc etc. Its funny b/c there is an off topic category on that site similar to our shenanigans, and there is a thread about wheeling w/ jeeps and SiSoffroad has been mentioned several times. Here we are on SiS talking about BoRn. LOL

[SillyBoys]

almost every guy in my family has a harley, you should see the front of my house at the 4th of july party lol the whole streets lined with bikes i love it

[XJFez]

Hardley's huh? j/k, i appreciate a nice softail or fatboy. Might want to share this w/ your fam. though for some good laughs...Got them all off the BoRn site...
Did you know 95% of all Harleys are still on the road?
The other 5% actually made it home.

How do you get 150hp from a Harley?
Trade it in on a Suzuki.

What’s the handgrip on the right handlebar of a Harley for?
It’s the volume control.

Why don’t Harley riders sit on their bikes when the sidestands are down?
They’re afraid to lean over that far.

What’s the difference between a Harley and a Harley owner’s home?
The Harley costs more but only has two wheels.

Is it true that Harleys are chick magnets?
Yes, but only if the chick has a steel plate in her head.

What has an IQ of 87, eleven teeth, wears a 36DDD brassiere and no panties?
The barmaid everyone calls "Magnet".

How can you what kind of motorcycle is ahead of you?
If gets passed by a Vespa on a freeway exit ramp, it’s a Harley.

What do you call a group of Harley Owners with a collective IQ of 140?
Sturgis!
How is a Harley Davidson like an old dog?
They both like to ride in the back of pickup trucks.

Why don’t Harley riders wave at sportbike riders?
They don’t want to drop their tools.

Why do Harleys have fringe?
So you can tell if they're moving.

How do you know the hot-rod parts you bought for your Harley are working?
You can finally beat your neighbor’s Camry in a drag race.

How do Harley engineers tell if a bike is worthy of the Harley name?
They check to make sure the exhaust noise in decibels exceeds the horsepower rating.

Why don't Harley riders smile?
If you got conned into paying $25,000 for an underpowered, obsolete piece of $#!+ you wouldn’t be smiling either.

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?
The location of the dirt bag.

Which Harley models belong in the new Harley museum?
All of them.

How do you know your Harley is handling great?
You can almost keep up with the bicycles on the canyon roads.

What is the difference between a Harley Davidson and an old dog?
The dog can get in the back of the pickup under its own power.

What’s the difference between a Harley ridden to Sturgis and one that’s trailered there?
The one on the trailer goes about 30mph faster.

Why couldn’t the Harley mechanic repair the doorknob?
Some things can’t be fixed with just a hammer and a rope.

Where can you find the largest collection of Harley jokes in the world?
On the showroom of the Harley mega-store in Milwaukee

Why do Harley owners love chrome?
Makes the parts easier to find when they fall off.

You know you’re a Harley rider if…
…you’re unable to let your bike simply IDLE at a stop light.
…you confuse the word "character" with the more accurate term "engineering flaws.
…"water cooled" means standing on the side of the road, in the rain, waiting for a friend with a pickup truck.