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  • #1

    my morning.....

    dad falls asleep on train.....so i need to wake up 2 hrs before i normally do drive to new haven and pick him up. when i went out to my jeep i noticed my door was open, i'm like fuck, my power locks haven't been working and i haven't gotten around to fixing them yet, so i check... everythings there.... i think.

    bout 11 i get ready to leave for class, shit my wallet's not in my pants pocket. fuck i left it in my car. so its gone, i look everywhere. i place freezes on all my accounts, cancel my credit card. yada yada. mail comes 15 mins ago and my soaking wet wallet is in the mailbox. all my cards are there. the only thing missing is 27 bucks, ehhhh sucks but i can live with it.......oh and A CONDOM!!!!!! whoever felt so inclined to steal the cash out of my wallet, then leave it in the rain last night also needed my last condom. wtf.
    No worries, I'm not actually back, I'm just reminiscing about the old days.


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  • #2
    im sorry, that sux. but the fact that they took your condom is fucking funny.

    sorry.

    no im not.

    thats really funny.

    about the condom still.
    "Watching you work on your Jeep is like watching a doctor operate on a cadaver...
    It may be good practice, but in the end it won't do much good." -My Mother.

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    • #3
      thats the only thing that made the event funny

      i couldn't believe they stole my LAST condom, and you're 100% correct. that part was hilarious, i stood there lawling my ass off
      No worries, I'm not actually back, I'm just reminiscing about the old days.


      ForSure Motorsports
      Win or Lose, We Booze.


      Vice President of Internal Affairs at Dirty Donny's House of Hookers

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      • #4
        you should never trust wallet condoms
        mrs. heavymetal from jeepforum
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        Originally posted by hoggie101
        and everyone qute dis because its the best grammer im going to have all year

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        • #5
          haha wow that sucks man. think of it this way, if they hadn't tossed your wallet you would have been out $30 right off the bat to get a new license.
          1993 XJ sport 3.5" rustys 33" MTZ's armored.
          1999 sierra
          1967 M725 Big and Slow
          -Dan

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          • #6
            you can always tell if you haven't got laid in while when all the lettering on the condom wrapper has worn off

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            • #7
              yea i kno, there was so much stuff in my wallet too........ i'm actually relieved that i found it and all they took was the little cash i had.......................and a condom
              No worries, I'm not actually back, I'm just reminiscing about the old days.


              ForSure Motorsports
              Win or Lose, We Booze.


              Vice President of Internal Affairs at Dirty Donny's House of Hookers

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              • #8
                Originally posted by fullwidthxj191 View Post
                you can always tell if you haven't got laid in while when all the lettering on the condom wrapper has worn off
                i replaced it yesterday. shit was real fresh.
                No worries, I'm not actually back, I'm just reminiscing about the old days.


                ForSure Motorsports
                Win or Lose, We Booze.


                Vice President of Internal Affairs at Dirty Donny's House of Hookers

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                • #9
                  LOL

                  Dude condoms go bad in wallets, the heat makes them worthless, I'd say the theif just paid you about 2000000 in raising an unplanned kid Best of all it was cheep, If you find him make it an even $30.



                  Sux you need to un block your stuff though.
                  If you can buy the parts in a store, is it realy custom?
                  -T.M.

                  Plans: dodge bullets.

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                  • #10
                    Just bareback it.
                    06 Wrangler TJ 6 Speed 4" Rough Country Lift on BF Goodrich 33's.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Bluewarrior7 View Post
                      Just bareback it.
                      no doubt

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Bluewarrior7 View Post
                        Just bareback it.
                        that never turns out good.....id rather wear it

                        97 TJ that I think is pretty neat.

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                        • #13
                          lo9l with the condom
                          P8R

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                          • #14
                            wow....
                            93 xj blue with a hint of tree bark - Dead
                            90 xj pos blue renix - Gone
                            95 xj green - Soon to be 3", 33's, ford 9", JCR stage II sliders, some skids

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                            • #15
                              pull-out doesn't always work to good.....
                              "when I'm riding my motorcycle,I'm glad to be alive...when I stop riding my motorcycle,I'm glad to be alive"

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