Why the Yankees are the best team in baseball...

[Nick]

Look at their lineup:

Jeter: 13x all star, 5x gold glove winner, 4x silver slugger winner, 2x hank aaron award winner, rookie of the year, all star mvp, world series mvp,
Granderson: 3x all star, silver slugger winner
Rodriguez: 14x all star, 10x silver slugger winner, 4x hank aaron award winner, 3x AL MVP, 2x gold glove winner, AL batting champion
Cano: 4x all star, 3x silver slugger winner, gold glove winner
Teixeira 2x all star, 4x gold glove winner, AL home run champion
Ibanez: all star
Jones: 5x all star, 10x gold glove winner, MLB home run champ, NL RBI champ, silver slugger winner, hank aaron award winner
Ichiro: 10x all star, 10x gold glove winner, 3x silver slugger winner, 2x AL batting champion, AL mvp, AL rookie of the year, all star mvp, stolen base champion
Martin 3x all star, gold glove winner, silver slugger winner

So to summarize, tonight, the Yankee lineup will hold the follow awards:
4 AL MVPs
55 all star appearances
33 gold gloves
23 silver slugger awards
7 Hank Aaron awards
2 Rookie of the Year awards
2 All Star MVPs
1 World Series MVP

You can love or hate the Yankees, but you have to admit thats an impressive collection of talent. What other team has ever fielded an entire starting lineup of All-Stars?

[Lawn Guyland]

ichiro ftw. should be awesome.

[DizzDizz]

The yankees always win because the opposing team cant stop looking at the pin stripes.

[Buffalo Phil]

The yankees always win because the opposing team cant stop looking at the pin stripes.

Pin stripes are fucking classy. Go hate on baseball somewhere else.

I didn't know Teixeira won the Golden Glove 4 times, I thought it was 2. Good shit.

[Burton58]

i'm a cubs fan

[DizzDizz]

Pin stripes are fucking classy. Go hate on baseball somewhere else.

I didn't know Teixeira won the Golden Glove 4 times, I thought it was 2. Good shit.

Get fisted with a golden glove i love baseball. I have been a yankees fan since 2 years old played for five years. That line is from the movie catch me if you can. Ill stay here and love on baseball.

[Burton58]

Get fisted with a golden glove i love baseball. I have been a yankees fan since 2 years old played for five years. That line is from the movie catch me if you can. Ill stay here and love on baseball.

calm down sister

[Buffalo Phil]

Get fisted with a golden glove i love baseball. I have been a yankees fan since 2 years old played for five years. That line is from the movie catch me if you can. Ill stay here and love on baseball.

I don't know why you have to say mean things like that.

[DizzDizz]

I don't know why you have to say mean things like that.

Because im an angry individual.

[Hudson]

The yankees always win because the opposing team cant stop looking at the pin stripes.

Someone just watched Catch Me If You Can recently.

EDIT: Just hit the enter button, and saw all the more recent replies. I'm too slow on the draw to that one. Whoops.

[Buffalo Phil]

Because im an angry individual.

I can tell by the angry texts I got this morning. What's power steering fluid in Japanese again??

[DizzDizz]

I can tell by the angry texts I got this morning. What's power steering fluid in Japanese again??

Idk u think a a country of superior intelligence would have a better alphabet than a upside down house with a goat fucking a dog on top, and a sun and squigley lines. How the fuck do they play wheel of fortune?

I wore my yankees hat on the cape this weekend at jess family bbq, with 50 plus red sox fans around me. To top it off i was trying to make a good impression to her family. Thats a yankee fan.

[Buffalo Phil]

Idk u think a a country of superior intelligence would have a better alphabet than a upside down house with a goat fucking a dog on top, and a sun and squigley lines. How the fuck do they play wheel of fortune?

They don't, they just play video games and baseball.

[Burton58]

that's gotta be the funniest thing i've heard you say in a month. sig worthy

[DizzDizz]

I have so much built up rage its finally coming out.