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    Once upon a time lived a beautiful queen with large breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try.

    One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, the King's chief doctor. Horatio thought about this and said that he could arrange for Nick to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause Nick readily agreed to the scheme.

    The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.

    Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the King and Queen that only special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

    The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Nick to their chambers. Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's large and magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick left satisfied and hailed as a hero.

    Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding his payment of 1000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick couldn't have cared less knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the King and with a laugh told him to get lost.

    The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned Nick.

    The moral of the story - pay your bills!
    I don't always drink orange juice, but when I do, I prefer to chew it. #madpulp

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    Originally posted by ninetysix-ex-jay View Post
    Nick the Dragon Slayer
    i gave up reading after this comment

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    • #3
      mrs. heavymetal from jeepforum
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      Originally posted by hoggie101
      and everyone qute dis because its the best grammer im going to have all year

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        HA
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          OWN3D....
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            -Caleb

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              P8R

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              • #8
                thats pretty funny haha.
                "Watching you work on your Jeep is like watching a doctor operate on a cadaver...
                It may be good practice, but in the end it won't do much good." -My Mother.

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                • #9
                  hahahahahahahahahaha.

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                  • #10
                    hahaha that's what you get nick ya cheap basted
                    1993 XJ sport 3.5" rustys 33" MTZ's armored.
                    1999 sierra
                    1967 M725 Big and Slow
                    -Dan

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                    • #11
                      that sucks
                      2 tj's
                      3 yj's
                      2 xj's
                      i'm a jeep whore

                      "id walk 6 hours one way to suck a fart out of megan fox's ass"

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                          96 XJ Sport
                          6" Full Traction Longarm Lift
                          Locked Front and Rear

                          83 CJ7 (Sarge)To be continued...

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                          • #14
                            , this never happened









                            lol
                            dirty30

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                            • #15
                              lol

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