Does this look like the face of a former tow truck driver who

[HeavyMetal]

Does this look like the face of a former tow truck driver who went to bed bath and beyond to buy workboots and posted it on facebook to be chastised by his friends?

[Buffalo Phil]

Sometimes I wonder why people post the things they do on facebook...

[justtorchit]

thats a serious case of the herps

[Nick]

Bed bath and beyond with mom and sister. I lnew just going to buy work boots would never happen.

This is quite possibly the most emasculating status I've seen besides the one's about bros coming out of the closet, like this is right up there guys professing their love for their girlfriend of six weeks on their monthly anniversary, it just pains me as a man. Now listen, the flaws don't come from bed bath and beyond, sometimes you gotta bite the bullet and go wander around that goofy ass box that smells like candles for an hour, suck it up. If you wake up on a saturday morning and your lady wants you to go look at hand towels, not just any old hand towels, I'm talking the ones for guests, with the fancy folds and embroidery and all that shit, you go to that store. Odds are, you'll get rewarded for putting up with that shit for a morning, so if it gets you laid, do it. Now, this clown did not trade bed bath and beyond for sex, considering he went with his mom and sister. Its possible that hes into some freaky deaky shit that the authorities should be made aware of, but lets assume he did this on his own free will. Even if this guy was seven years old it would be borderline unacceptable, I'd rather have my mother crack the window and let me sit in the car for an hour, but nowadays since America is getting pussified, she'd get the cops called on her for child abuse or whatever.

All in all, if you're heading to bed bath and beyond, make sure everyone there knows you're getting laid after, have your girl wear some yoga pants and all that good stuff, possibly make some sexually suggestive gestures to the girl working the register. Whatever you do, don't go there with your mother if you're old enough to walk, its embarassing.

P.S. why the fuck would you invite everyone you know to mock you by posting this status. Maybe this guy is some sort of mother/sister loving masochist

[Hydra]

This is quite possibly the most emasculating status I've seen besides the one's about bros coming out of the closet, like this is right up there guys professing their love for their girlfriend of six weeks on their monthly anniversary, it just pains me as a man. Now listen, the flaws don't come from bed bath and beyond, sometimes you gotta bite the bullet and go wander around that goofy ass box that smells like candles for an hour, suck it up. If you wake up on a saturday morning and your lady wants you to go look at hand towels, not just any old hand towels, I'm talking the ones for guests, with the fancy folds and embroidery and all that shit, you go to that store. Odds are, you'll get rewarded for putting up with that shit for a morning, so if it gets you laid, do it. Now, this clown did not trade bed bath and beyond for sex, considering he went with his mom and sister. Its possible that hes into some freaky deaky shit that the authorities should be made aware of, but lets assume he did this on his own free will. Even if this guy was seven years old it would be borderline unacceptable, I'd rather have my mother crack the window and let me sit in the car for an hour, but nowadays since America is getting pussified, she'd get the cops called on her for child abuse or whatever.

All in all, if you're heading to bed bath and beyond, make sure everyone there knows you're getting laid after, have your girl wear some yoga pants and all that good stuff, possibly make some sexually suggestive gestures to the girl working the register. Whatever you do, don't go there with your mother if you're old enough to walk, its embarassing.

P.S. why the fuck would you invite everyone you know to mock you by posting this status. Maybe this guy is some sort of mother/sister loving masochist

Funniest post to date Nick, Bravo!

[Buffalo Phil]

This is quite possibly the most emasculating status I've seen besides the one's about bros coming out of the closet, like this is right up there guys professing their love for their girlfriend of six weeks on their monthly anniversary, it just pains me as a man. Now listen, the flaws don't come from bed bath and beyond, sometimes you gotta bite the bullet and go wander around that goofy ass box that smells like candles for an hour, suck it up. If you wake up on a saturday morning and your lady wants you to go look at hand towels, not just any old hand towels, I'm talking the ones for guests, with the fancy folds and embroidery and all that shit, you go to that store. Odds are, you'll get rewarded for putting up with that shit for a morning, so if it gets you laid, do it. Now, this clown did not trade bed bath and beyond for sex, considering he went with his mom and sister. Its possible that hes into some freaky deaky shit that the authorities should be made aware of, but lets assume he did this on his own free will. Even if this guy was seven years old it would be borderline unacceptable, I'd rather have my mother crack the window and let me sit in the car for an hour, but nowadays since America is getting pussified, she'd get the cops called on her for child abuse or whatever.

All in all, if you're heading to bed bath and beyond, make sure everyone there knows you're getting laid after, have your girl wear some yoga pants and all that good stuff, possibly make some sexually suggestive gestures to the girl working the register. Whatever you do, don't go there with your mother if you're old enough to walk, its embarassing.

P.S. why the fuck would you invite everyone you know to mock you by posting this status. Maybe this guy is some sort of mother/sister loving masochist

Nick, that was awesome.

[DizzDizz]

Im not a tow truck driver anymore.

[HeavyMetal]

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[DizzDizz]

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Thats better. Now in my defense i hav been wearing the same work boots for three years now. I dont really have the money for new ones. So when mom said chris lets go get you new boots i jumped on it lol. Had no idea bed bath and beyond was involved but thought it was worthy of a good laugh.

And today at work i spent all day operating a daewoo mega 400 it legit is bigger than some peoples houses. Pretty bad ass if you ask me.

[Dirty1]

I have to agree with the above stated about bed bath and beyond with your mom thing. But I see your point bought free boots. My advice to you is next time keep that shit to your self... If you feel the need to tell someone a simple hey I got new boots will work. And have a nice harassment free day afterwards.

[ninetysix-ex-jay]

I can't believe in this whole thread there is only one ""


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[Lawn Guyland]

ah why not