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    Man Sues BMW for Causing Persistent Erection

    Not making this shit up

    http://blog.motorcycle.com/2012/04/2...tant-erection/


    Even though this was caused by a BMW motorcycle, it provedes me with enough reason to believe that all BMW owners do not know what to do with an erection
    I don't always drink orange juice, but when I do, I prefer to chew it. #madpulp
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    No words, just lawls.
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    • #3
      Originally posted by HitItWithSomeSpeed
      didnt this thread start with Jon being gay? what happened to that?
      Originally posted by Lawn Guyland
      he's still gay we've just moved on to more important issues
      Originally posted by Zullius Caesar
      i grab dude's junk all the time, doesn't make me gay.

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        • #5
          I borrowed my dads beamer when I was 16... this explains a lot.
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          • #6
            Ya never got a hard on from driving my car.
            Dizz dizz go sleep sleep

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            • #7
              in all fairness i get an erection just LOOKING at this


              guess i need to talk to a lawyer.....
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              • #8
                Originally posted by 92xjlaredo View Post
                in all fairness i get an erection just LOOKING at this


                guess i need to talk to a lawyer.....
                The S1000RR 180+ horses and wheelie control

                If you take the wheelie control off, it'll power wheelie THROUGH 4th gear
                I don't always drink orange juice, but when I do, I prefer to chew it. #madpulp

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by ninetysix-ex-jay View Post
                  The S1000RR 180+ horses and wheelie control

                  If you take the wheelie control off, it'll power wheelie THROUGH 4th gear
                  Ya thats pretty fawking sweet.
                  Dizz dizz go sleep sleep

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                  • #10
                    most powerful production bike on the planet, even the ZX-14 falls slightly short on that one....i believe its 202 at the wheel on the right dyno. or i think i read that somewhere either way sickkkkkk bike
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                    • #11
                      Not their race bike but me and my girlfriend are going to be looking at this pretty soon. This is her pick but mine is the Ducati Multistrada. Either one is an awesome bike. Should be mint for two up sport touring.

                      I don't always drink orange juice, but when I do, I prefer to chew it. #madpulp

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                      • #12
                        Whats the model on that one. My next bike is going to be something sport touring. So me and my gf can ride 2 up for more then 20 min with out it being uncomfortable

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by ninetysix-ex-jay View Post
                          Not their race bike but me and my girlfriend are going to be looking at this pretty soon. This is her pick but mine is the Ducati Multistrada. Either one is an awesome bike. Should be mint for two up sport touring.
                          are you gonna sell your bike?
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                          Originally posted by hoggie101
                          and everyone qute dis because its the best grammer im going to have all year

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Lawn Guyland View Post
                            are you gonna sell your bike?
                            Nope, keeping both of them; just adding another to the collection


                            Why want to buy the Ninja?
                            I don't always drink orange juice, but when I do, I prefer to chew it. #madpulp

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by ninetysix-ex-jay View Post
                              Nope, keeping both of them; just adding another to the collection


                              Why want to buy the Ninja?


                              no way
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                              Originally posted by hoggie101
                              and everyone qute dis because its the best grammer im going to have all year

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