News from the Chechnyan Space Program!

[Ruepart Hoaxley]

As your Director, I am proud to announce that our first launch experiments have been mildly successful. We have finally achieved liftoff. No Chechnyans were harmed in the test. (This time.)

...At least we were more sucessful than North Korea.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ty0SvrQSu4[/ame]

[Buffalo Phil]

COMRADE, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GUN DOWN ALIENS FROM MUH SPAEZ SHUTTAL IF WE CANNOT GET DA GOHDDAMN SPAEZ SHUTTAL IN DA SPAEZ??

[Ruepart Hoaxley]

COMRADE, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GUN DOWN ALIENS FROM MUH SPAEZ SHUTTAL IF WE CANNOT GET DA GOHDDAMN SPAEZ SHUTTAL IN DA SPAEZ??

We have hired the brilliant minds at M5 Industries in the enemy territory known as California. There is a reclusive man known as "The Walrus", or James Hyneman, who has communicated with us about defecting with top-secret knowledge about creating rocket fuel out of deli meats.

It is the sincere hope of those of us in the Program that his red-haired female companion defects with him.


This has been an announcement by your Chairman.

[Buffalo Phil]

HAZ COMRADE COMMISSAR OF ALL KNOWING OF FORCES ZULLO HEARD OF DA FAILURES AT DA LAUNCH PAHD?

[Ruepart Hoaxley]

The failure of the second launch was brought on by Comrade Zullo's absence. We believe the cellular communication device in his possession is malfunctioning, as we failed to reach him on multiple occasions.

Comrade Zullo has yet to turn up in a detainment facility, and no news has been made regarding one of our missing Humvees.

[Buffalo Phil]

COMRADE ZULLO MUST BE IN DA VODKA AGAIN.

[Ruepart Hoaxley]

There have been numerous allowances for an American drink known as Jack Daniels made on our budget. No trace of this beverage has been found.

[Lumbergh]

We believe the cellular communication device in his possession is malfunctioning, as we failed to reach him on multiple occasions.

...replace malfunctioning with misplaced

[Zullock Holmes]

Houston, I have a drinking problem.

[Buffalo Phil]

[ninetysix-ex-jay]

Kak Dela Tavarish?

[CntStpTheStnk06]

COMRADE, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GUN DOWN ALIENS FROM MUH SPAEZ SHUTTAL IF WE CANNOT GET DA GOHDDAMN SPAEZ SHUTTAL IN DA SPAEZ??

space......

[HeavyMetal]

space......

spathe*

[tjramplebump]

All is well again as Zullo has resurfaced.

Next launch should not be as horrible as we have replaced said malfunctioning equipment with only the strongest 6160 Aluminum composites.

[Lumbergh]