The "Jon is wrong about country...and most everything" Thread

[Lawn Guyland]

i like this thread

[ninetysix-ex-jay]

atleast i can properly use then and than jon. im better THAN you.

English majors get you far these days don't they.


You want fries with your burger?

You want fries with you're burger?

[DizzDizz]

To me country music, Will Gentile, and dizzy are like god

Fixed

[hippie metal]

You said you would rather go to Nickelback then be sodomized to death...

I may respect you for your distaste of country music, but your lack of disdain for Nickleback is appalling.

[Hydra]

English majors get you far these days don't they.


You want fries with your burger?

You want fries with you're burger?

I don't think he's an English Major, that would be me.

My degree may not have taken me far, yet, but at least it doesn't require me to spend 80% of my days aboard a boat, dealing with people who seemingly rarely speak the same language and having to be absent from the people and things I hold close to me.

Sailors are typical saucy vagabonds, not sandy vaginas.

[HeavyMetal]

I don't think he's an English Major, that would be me.

My degree may not have taken me far, yet, but at least it doesn't require me to spend 80% of my days aboard a boat, dealing with people who seemingly rarely speak the same language and having to be absent from the people and things I hold close to me.

Sailors are typical saucy vagabonds, not sandy vaginas.

i think in laymans terms, this translates directly to:

"suck it"

[DizzDizz]

what does disdain mean?

Correct me if im wrong but i believe distain is an old, old wooden ship.

[hippie metal]

This thread brings the win

[Zullock Holmes]

Correct me if im wrong but i believe distain is an old, old wooden ship.

Only you are at such a level of assclowndom, that you could manage to make a post that would get you flamed in the only flame thread not directed at you in the past 6 months.

[ninetysix-ex-jay]

I don't think he's an English Major, that would be me.

My degree may not have taken me far, yet, but at least it doesn't require me to spend 80% of my days aboard a boat, dealing with people who seemingly rarely speak the same language and having to be absent from the people and things I hold close to me.

Sailors are typical saucy vagabonds, not sandy vaginas.

50% of the time for what its worth. And I meant no insult by it.

[DizzDizz]

Only you are at such a level of assclowndom, that you could manage to make a post that would get you flamed in the only flame thread not directed at you in the past 6 months.

Anchorman quote come on man!!!!!!

[Hydra]

50% of the time for what its worth. And I meant no insult by it.

OH JON!

I forgive you

[Zullock Holmes]

Anchorman quote come on man!!!!!!

I know, but i really wanted to find a reason to heckle you here.

[ninetysix-ex-jay]

OH JON!

I forgive you

[Ruepart Hoaxley]

atleast i can properly use then and than jon. im better THEN you.

Fixed so MonJaru can understand