Imagine the english language is a tender young cabana boy named Felipe. You are the traveling, lonely, sexually frustrated businessman named Jorge. One day you meet Felipe and begin to earn his trust. You learn a little about him, just enough to take advantage of him. Then one day you take Felipe, and in an attempt to serve your own selfish desires you rape him. You violate him. You turn Felipe's anus into a playground of blood, feces, and tears. After what you've done to Felipe, he will never be the same. He will never trust again. Never love again.
Also; I'm sick and tired of your inability to speak the english language. You go way beyond simple 'grammatical errors'. Imagine the english language is a tender young cabana boy named Felipe. You are the traveling, lonely, sexually frustrated businessman named Jorge. One day you meet Felipe and begin to earn his trust. You learn a little about him, just enough to take advantage of him. Then one day you take Felipe, and in an attempt to serve your own selfish desires you rape him. You violate him. You turn Felipe's anus into a playground of blood, feces, and tears. After what you've done to Felipe, he will never be the same. He will never trust again. Never love again.
Shame on you, Jorge. Shame on you.
I`m going to sit in a hot shower clutching my knees while crying
blame a hangover for not being able to drive? What was your reason for crashing into a pole on a straight road again?
Time and time again you wreck or can't drive. Maybe its not the car, booze, etc. Maybe its you.
I've put hundreds of people onto back boards. I've strapped many heads down. ya know what? 99.9% of the time it was totally un-needed.
Also; I'm sick and tired of your inability to speak the english language. You go way beyond simple 'grammatical errors'. Imagine the english language is a tender young cabana boy named Felipe. You are the traveling, lonely, sexually frustrated businessman named Jorge. One day you meet Felipe and begin to earn his trust. You learn a little about him, just enough to take advantage of him. Then one day you take Felipe, and in an attempt to serve your own selfish desires, you rape him. You violate him. You turn Felipe's anus into a playground of blood, feces, and tears. After what you've done to Felipe, he will never be the same. He will never trust again. Never love again.
Shame on you, Jorge. Shame on you.
Anything in bold is a grammatical error, red is any punctuation you forgot. You have to look carefully to find the bolded punctuation.
If you want to comment on someone's English skills (notice the capital "E"[and the correct use of quotation marks]), you'd better know your shit.
If Dizzy is raping the language, Bummer is the pastor who touches English behind the pews every Sunday and yet still can't seem to figure out how "the device" works.
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