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  • FELLOW HUMANS OF THIS GREAT FORUM!!

    Fellow humans; lend me your eyes and may your brain process these very words that I have blessed this page with in a language that is not uncommon to your being.

    It is without a doubt that life has hardships that we all must endure and our thankless toiling will extend for the rest of our very lives. We are trapped in an illusionary world that has the veils of freedom yet we break our backs in a concentrated form of slave labor each and every day.

    We are locked in combat with ourselves because of this, we battle our own ego in a never ending war against humanity, with each other, our bosses, slave drivers and our very kind who would step on the children of others for a pat on the back, for the good of themselves, for the uplifting of their own inner self and for that mere boost of self esteem. Those children will grow up to be just as scornful and spiteful as the blackened soul of those who have trotted upon the weak with iron spiked soles.

    This form of society is something we cannot tolerate anymore! We have evolved into a feeble mass of insects where our collective Hive Mind has been so tainted that death now comes as swift and as fast as the very births of our brothers and sisters.

    BUT THERE IS HOPE, MY CHILDREN, MY BROTHERS, MY SISTERS. THERE IS HOPE.

    There is a diamond in the fields of coal we call Humanity, there is a glint that will save us, there is a sparkle in the Heavens above and a kindling fire from the Hells below. It is the nectar of youth, a simple conglomerate of manufactured enzymes and acids entwined in rigid structures of tasteful bliss! Through these elaborate compounds of delicious ecstasy, we will vanquish our hatred for or kin, for out families. Bonds through scorn shall vanish, wars will end, and we, as a human race, will once again learn the value of extending that helping hand to a brother in need, or to remove our coat and drape it over a sewage puddle to protect our sister’s heels. Our children will once again learn to value life and all of the Earth’s animals will once again life without fear of extinction!!

    This is a glorious day, my brethren, for I have finally received said delicious compound just today and I wish to spread the word of its joy for the good of all man kind.



    THEY ARE DELICIOUS. THEY ARE GLORIOUS AND THEY WERE DELIVERED TO ME BY SMALL CHILDREN IN GREEN UNIFORMS.





















































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    -00 XJ. 3.5", 33s. Stuff
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    I Love Scott Decker and Erik Miller
    -Ian

    "Blood makes you related, Loyalty makes you family"

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    • #3
      MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!


      NO GOD DAMN TAGALONGS??? ARE YOU FO' SEDIOUS???


      THE MAGICAL COMBINATION OF CHOCOLATE AND PEANUT BUTTER PERFECTION.....



      AND YOU BOUGHT NONE OF THEM. FUCKING FAIL. FAIL IN THE TWELVE-THOUSANDTH DEGREE. I SHOUT FAIL FROM THE EDGES ON THE EARTH. FAIL BUFFALO PHILLUP. FAIL.


      (on a side note, thin mints are delicious. I stopped raging when i saw thin mints, therefore you didn't completely ruin my night)
      No worries, I'm not actually back, I'm just reminiscing about the old days.


      ForSure Motorsports
      Win or Lose, We Booze.


      Vice President of Internal Affairs at Dirty Donny's House of Hookers

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      • #4
        MOTHERFUCKER, THESE ARE MY DELCIOUS COOKIES, BUY YOUR OWN MOTHERFUCKING TAG-A-FUCK-A-LONGS.

        Yeah, little know fact, thin mints are actually Unicorn Poop that was churned in the bowels of Heaven and crafted at a molecular level by God himself. They only have but one instruction that is not written anywhere: When received, insert in freezer.
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        • #5
          i have limited ability to understand that right now... but the cookies say it all.

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          • #6
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            • #7
              You seariously wrote all that when you could have just said coookiiieess
              2000 xj 4.5 clayton longarms with wontons with a touch of
              97' zj
              2012 surbra imperza DD
              im a motivation machine like the hammer and sickle in communism

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              • #8
                COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIES???

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                • #9
                  i want so damn cookies!
                  -Caleb

                  Crawl Daddy Champion 2011

                  1999 XJ 4 inchs of lift or so, 35s and some other stuff.

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                  • #10
                    I didnt know you could fit all of brigdeport in one truck
                    2000 xj 4.5 clayton longarms with wontons with a touch of
                    97' zj
                    2012 surbra imperza DD
                    im a motivation machine like the hammer and sickle in communism

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by hoggie101 View Post
                      I didnt know you could fit all of brigdeport in one truck
                      What are you talking about? That is one family that has children to increase their welfare check's size


                      I am very sad to say that I haven't seen any order forms yet at my work and my niece has become too old to sell them.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Buffalo Phil View Post
                        MOTHERFUCKER, THESE ARE MY DELCIOUS COOKIES, BUY YOUR OWN MOTHERFUCKING TAG-A-FUCK-A-LONGS.

                        Yeah, little know fact, thin mints are actually Unicorn Poop that was churned in the bowels of Heaven and crafted at a molecular level by God himself. They only have but one instruction that is not written anywhere: When received, insert in freezer.
                        HAHAHAHAHA unicorn poop. but yeah, if anyone eats them without putting them in the freezer, they're reeetahhhhhhhdedddd
                        98 XJ RIP
                        05 WRX
                        16 Legacy

                        Originally posted by Burton58
                        Ewwww jersey sucks i'm not going

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                        • #13
                          There are 3 boxes of them currently on the table in back of me, tag-alongs, samoas and thin mints...the 3 flavors I enjoy most. True test of my willpower here. Do want, will not eat.
                          06 Wrangler TJ 6 Speed 4" Rough Country Lift on BF Goodrich 33's.

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                          • #14
                            the girl scouts came to my college campus........... sold out....... no joke.
                            -98 XJ 4.5" lift , 35's, trimmed, locked, geared, flexy
                            -14 Subaru STI hatch Stage 2ish
                            -54 Dodge Power wagon M-37
                            -57 GMC Pickup
                            -Tim (OIIIIIO)

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                            • #15
                              Dear ,


                              I am going to explode you're mind with cookies when mine come in. I have a disease, and that causes me to spend 170 bucks and devour 4 cases worth

                              Sincerely,
                              A hippie that had the munchies when he was handed an order form
                              Originally posted by HitItWithSomeSpeed
                              didnt this thread start with Jon being gay? what happened to that?
                              Originally posted by Lawn Guyland
                              he's still gay we've just moved on to more important issues
                              Originally posted by Zullius Caesar
                              i grab dude's junk all the time, doesn't make me gay.

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