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  • #1

    just cuz i think its funny

    the following is an actual conversation i had with my bosses daughter

    me:hey, im in a pinch and im the only guy here. I need you to give this customer a ride home.
    bosses daughter:I am not going home with him. I don't even know him.
    me sarcastically: yeah cuz that's ever stopped you before.

    crickets crickets...
    evidently she doesn't find my sense of humor as funny as i do.
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  • #2
    You should have said "Yeah you will after a couple of cocktails".

    But then again, maybe they wouldnt be so wise either.
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    • #3
      How old is she?
      Dizz dizz go sleep sleep

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      • #4
        Originally posted by fizzy View Post
        How old is she?
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        • #5
          Originally posted by SwampAss View Post
          What if she is under 18 it would be inaproptiate if not fair game
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          • #6
            Originally posted by fizzy View Post
            What if she is under 18 it would be inaproptiate if not fair game
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            • #7
              Originally posted by fizzy View Post
              What if she is under 18 it would be inaproptiate if not fair game
              -98 XJ 4.5" lift , 35's, trimmed, locked, geared, flexy
              -14 Subaru STI hatch Stage 2ish
              -54 Dodge Power wagon M-37
              -57 GMC Pickup
              -Tim (OIIIIIO)

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              • #8
                about 19 and a lil slutty as i hear. i have another one for you:
                actual conversation between my co-worker who just bought his 15yr old daughter a 70s vw bus and I:
                co-worker:yeah i finally picked up that hippie van.
                me:i can't believe you bought that for her
                co-worker: what do you mean?
                me:do you know how many football players can fit in there?? in fact i think i already saw it parked behind the ho-jo.
                my boss: i gotta go. (runs out of shop)
                95 yj spring over axle 4inches lift locked and winch
                99 dakota sport used for dragging car trailer
                72 cuda with 383
                98 xj that is prolly gonna end up in the tuff truck comp.
                01 blaster
                07 cr85 cuz why not

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                • #9
                  I hear calling the bosses daughter a slut on the internet is the best way to get a promotion.
                  Is it egg nog season yet?

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Riot View Post
                    I hear calling the bosses daughter a slut on the internet is the best way to get a promotion.
                    Originally posted by HitItWithSomeSpeed
                    didnt this thread start with Jon being gay? what happened to that?
                    Originally posted by Lawn Guyland
                    he's still gay we've just moved on to more important issues
                    Originally posted by Zullius Caesar
                    i grab dude's junk all the time, doesn't make me gay.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by steveo View Post
                      about 19 and a lil slutty as i hear. i have another one for you:
                      actual conversation between my co-worker who just bought his 15yr old daughter a 70s vw bus and I:
                      co-worker:yeah i finally picked up that hippie van.
                      me:i can't believe you bought that for her
                      co-worker: what do you mean?
                      me:do you know how many football players can fit in there?? in fact i think i already saw it parked behind the ho-jo.
                      my boss: i gotta go. (runs out of shop)
                      Meriden area isnt that far away
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Riot View Post
                        I hear calling the bosses daughter a slut on the internet is the best way to get a promotion.
                        i think im all right on here. i sure as shit wouldn't say that on the facebook
                        95 yj spring over axle 4inches lift locked and winch
                        99 dakota sport used for dragging car trailer
                        72 cuda with 383
                        98 xj that is prolly gonna end up in the tuff truck comp.
                        01 blaster
                        07 cr85 cuz why not

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                        • #13
                          The LOL part is that is safe until he shows up to work with a sticker on his vehicle. >.<
                          Is it egg nog season yet?

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