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Originally posted by WTNFDYJ View Postim holdin onto my viggen now itll be worth more than it is now hopefullyOriginally posted by HitItWithSomeSpeeddidnt this thread start with Jon being gay? what happened to that?Originally posted by Lawn Guylandhe's still gay we've just moved on to more important issuesOriginally posted by Zullius Caesari grab dude's junk all the time, doesn't make me gay.
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Q: Why do Saab's have a heated rear window?
A: To keep your hands warm when your pushing it.
Q: Why do they put sidewalks beside most streets and highways?
A: So Saab owners have a safe place to walk home.
Q: Why are the latest Saabs so aerodynamically designed?
A: It improves the Chevy towe truck's fuel consumption.
Q: What is the difference between a Saab and a tampon?
A: A tampon comes with it's own tow rope.
Q: Why are Saab dealers giving away a dog with each Saab sold?
A: So the owner has a companion to walk home with.
Q: How do you make a Saab go faster downhill?
A: Turn off the engine.
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