what kind of drunk are you?

[crosbike]

[Hydra]

When inebriated, I enjoy joking around, more drinking and video games.

When in blackout mode I get destructive, and break things.

[ninetysix-ex-jay]

I get really happy and funny. Occasionally I yell at people that call be "bro" (spring weekend). Then I usually get tired quickly especially if I throw up.

Threw up on the side of I-495 then tried to sleep under the guard rail

[Lawn Guyland]

I get really happy and funny. Occasionally I yell at people that call be "bro" (spring weekend). Then I usually get tired quickly especially if I throw up.

Threw up on the side of I-495 then tried to sleep under the guard rail

nicole? yeah, hold on, will gentile is calling me

will? hold on, matt zullo is calling me

zullo? hold on, phil larocca is calling me

[Buffalo Phil]

I either get really stupid and funny (Lumberyard) or I get extremely depressed and wish I never started drinking (Pine Grove).

"Phil, the problem is you just don't chew your food!" -Matt Zullo, inspecting my puke all over the Hotel Parking Lot.

[Zullock Holmes]

I am almost always a happy drunk, because lets face it, when i'm drinking, i'm happy


I have many stages:

There's plain old drunk, i'm happy and loud and just having a good time.

Then there's a beligerency scale, this is when i start shouting things, breaking things, attempting to do things i am clearly uncapable of, yelling alot, playing grab-a-beer, chug-a-beer (greatest drinking game ever). Basically the inner redneck comes out, get ready for a good time.

Aka. trying to roll steve's jeep in the parking lot a rausch, stealing tap handles from bars, making people take shots with me, etc.


Then there's the rare but ohhh so special....... "I'm sorry phil"........ wait for it........ "pssshhhhhhhh"

"Zullo, are you kidding me??? Did you really just open another beer???"

Ohhh Tecate, how i love thee.





Note: why are we using my full name???

[Ruepart Hoaxley]

Handcuffs.

[Lawn Guyland]

Handcuffs.

[Ruepart Hoaxley]

Hush. I hurt myself trying to keep my phone from you and Sam that night.




I get silly as fawk when I get drunk.

[TSISam]

Handcuffs.

Happy and mellow drunk. I dance and try to shit in peoples RV's

BAHA.


couple drinks and i'm usually happy/laughing/dancing and such... then there's the jump to "Sammy" when i deny i'm drunk and mistakenly think i'll remember anything the next day (usually a result of mixing alcohols).

[Buffalo Phil]

"Yup, Sam's drunk."
"FUCK YOU PHIL, FUCK YOU."

[Ruepart Hoaxley]

You tried to take my phone and call said parties and say things, I was not going to let that happen, Sam.



You're a mean drunk.

[TSISam]

needless to say, gotta stay out of her way. one of the casualties of the one and only time you guys met my alter ego. i'd apologize again but it's a fact that if you can't remember it then it didn't happen

and Hux, trust me, you've never seen that side. i remember that fiasco vividly for oh so many reasons.

[wannabejeep]

I get drunk and steal artwork (dog face art in particular) also plastic penguins and large plastic candy canes. I'm pretty sure I think I'm danny ocean instead of danny lawrence.

[Bigbike]

I dont drink