Texts from Bennett

[TSISam]

has anyone else seen this website? it's so ridiculous it's hard to believe that it's real, but real or not some of this is hysterical...

http://textsfrombennett.tumblr.com/

These are text messages I exchange with my 17 year old cousin Bennett. He is a white boy that thinks he's a Crip, works at Amoco, has a girlfriend named Mercedes, and is one of the most unintentionally funny and brilliant souls on the planet.

[Lawn Guyland]

[Ruepart Hoaxley]

holy lawls.

[ninetysix-ex-jay]

Awesome

[Burton58]

dude... wow... lasanya is amazing

[Dizzaster]

A guy from work sent that site around to everyone, and people are their asses off.

[Timmay]

Can we start a textsfromdizzy.com???

[Lawn Guyland]

Can we start a textsfromdizzy.com???

YES

[Dizzaster]

This is the same guy that posted up the Texts from Bennett

He is a badass.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Teaft0Kg-Ok[/ame]

[Buffalo Phil]

He even threw in a fucking Chuck Testa reference. Holy shit. hahahah.

[Buffalo Phil]

Can we start a textsfromdizzy.com???

Here's a text I got from Dizzy this morning: "Dad can i please come back to the forum now pweaseeeeess."

[TSISam]

paging: alex crosby

http://textsfrombennett.tumblr.com/p...bout-his-socks

[Lawn Guyland]

oh my lord. perfect.

[Buffalo Phil]

Of all the socks to grab...