The Official Fake Future Plans Thread

[Nick]

Throughout my numerous years on this forum, I, and others, have been bombarded with a wide variety of distant future plans from the forum denizens.

These plans have sprung up like malignant cysts in numerous threads and arguments, thus diluting the real content.

So now, SiS Offroad, I am providing you a place to list out your grand plans that will be occurring some time between now and the implosion of the Sun. So feel free to provide grand detail of your future projects, venues, races, careers, mansions, space exploration flights, or whatever it is that gets you out of bed in the morning.

For the rest of you SiS-ers, this thread will be of perfect use for cage matches etc, when it becomes evident that your adversary did not follow through with his/her grand scheme concocted in the Fall of 2011. Enjoy.

[Riot]

I wouldn't mind going across the country again next summer. Yeah..I'll set that as goal 1.
Goal 2 would be own a jeep by next summer.
Goal 3 is take it like a man when I get flamed for not completely goal 1 or 2.
Goal 4 would be cry like a girl when I can't take it like a man.

[Buffalo Phil]

I want the NASA crawler and run KOH in 2013.

[Ruepart Hoaxley]

Show car Jetta.



































Whodafuck am I kidding

[Burton58]

my goal is to drive my xj on the street this winter ...yeah i'm sure that'll happen

[DizzDizz]

All I can say about this is shoot for the moon cause if you miss you land amongst the stars.

[HeavyMetal]

All I can say about this is shoot for the moon cause if you miss you land amongst the stars.

shoot for space flight before you shoot for a moon landing

[ninetysix-ex-jay]

shoot for space flight before you shoot for a moon landing

But we never landed on the Moon



















had to

[HeavyMetal]

But we never landed on the Moon

had to

fake moon landings caused 9/11

[Lawn Guyland]

All I can say about this is shoot for the moon cause if you miss you land amongst the stars.

[Nada_Jeep]

[ninetysix-ex-jay]

Man if they gave out those stickers work would be so much better. Of course they would all be spelled wrong. Thats why I fit in here.

[Zullock Holmes]

I'm gonna marry taylor swift and make babies with her everynight of my life.

[HeavyMetal]

I'm gonna marry taylor swift and make babies with her everynight of my life.

that just sounds plainly against science

[Ruepart Hoaxley]

that just sounds plainly against science

Depending on whether you believe in alternate realities...

If there are ~270 alternate universes (one for each day in a 9-month period), it's possible for Pasta to marry TayTay in each one of them, and then have a baby on every day for a 270-day period of time.